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LOOOL!!! WOW! I was having a super grumpy day till I started reading all of your answers about what you would get Ganondorf and Zelda for their wedding. XD You are all BRILLIANT, (a little evil) BUT STILL BRILLIANT. (and you all know I like ideas that are a LITTLE evil) XD

I LOVE THEM ALL but here’s some gems to share!!! XD

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 deerli said:  A 10 gallon drum of lubricant. Ceremonial lubricant.

shogo-kun said: I would give Ganondorf the biggest, softest, piggy plush in existence!

anon said: A good lawyer for the DIVORCE OR ATTEMPTIVE MURDER that many may think happen.

blueganon said: Get them a huge cake so that they can eat their sorrows away as they wonder “What the fuck did I get myself into now?

leftofrevolution said: Something made of Hylian materials in a Gerudo style, or vice versa, to show the union of their two peoples.

soozarts said: A blender.  Everyone needs a blender.

Anon said: I’d get Zelda and unlimited supply of Valium and also I’d give her a shock collar for Ganon.  Ganon would get a blender…

photodynamic-beats said: A bigger bed.

cheesedeity said: Honestly? I would make a new family crest for them. Something that was a mix of the Hyrule royal family and that of the Gerudo. Which I think would be the bird holding the triforce and the wrench bell thingy. Make it a shield maybe?

catchtwentythree said: Mmm… I could see the Gorons giving them something that seems almost deliberately insulting to Ganondorf. Just like… a rock. Only Zelda realizes it’s actually quite precious in Goron culture! (The Zora would send something nice, but it’s packed in fish bones. They ain’t happy.)

omniblacklight said: A HUGE mirror, one large enough for Ganon to gaze upon himself in..

 spoiledmysterymeat said: probably specialty sex toys so I could achieve both my ongoing dream of making people incredibly uncomfortable and my final dream of dying for a bad joke all in the same day

tank-n-spanking said: Awww now I have this image of the moblins, the ones that helped Ganondorf get his ring, get Zelda a bunch of shiny rocks, thinking them extravagant and prefect for court.

gigglesnorts said: A rug! A big, soft rug for their bedroom floor to guard against winter mornings, in traditional Gerudo textile patterns but with perhaps more toned-down colors to suit Zelda’s tastes.

askthebulletbill said: I’m not sure about Zelda, but Ganon would probably be all over antique/decorative weapons to be displayed all over the castle.

 pairaka said: And there will always be that one person that gives them something useful. Like a His and Hers set of gravy boats. Or…completely misses the point… like a shaving kit for Ganon (it will be a really nice kit…but still) and some strange coffee table book for Zelda…a whole set by the Hyrule Time-Life company, with individual books on The Great Fairies, The Master Sword, etc… 

patientapocalypse said: jewelry. ganon seems the type to revel in swag

nanenna said: Oh, the other peoples, such as the Goron, would definitely give gifts traditional of their own peoples. I’m more concerned with what the Hylians are going to gift the royal couple. What are the sages and the counselors and the other nobility going to gift them? A lot of stuff in Hylian taste: gaudy jewelry, pointless nick-knacks (like vases), flimsy furniture, ugly paintings, etc… Basically, a lot of stuff Zelda would appreciate and Ganon’s may be pretty much snubbed. I can even see a few items commemorating some past defeat of Ganon, under the guise of being part of Hyrule’s long and storied history, if someone wants to be really un-subtle

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clean up time. cooked for an army at my new camp. drama happened and had to build my own kitchen camp but the jerk stressing me out apologized so oh well. I wanted to get pictures of everyone here but I was too stressed over cooking and hosting to think of it. made about 8 gallons of good food, a big chicken Alfredo dinner with homemade sauce, broccoli, garlic, bell peppers and mushrooms… and a vegan stew with roasted butternut squash, two different kinds of kale, onion, scallions, ginger, chickpeas and wild rice. watermelon for dessert and some sodas for everyone.

I hate how difficult it is to remember to turn my phone on and take pictures. I’m always fretting over people and getting sidetracked.

thank you to those who donated and those who boosted the post for the kitchen!

mabel juice recipe v1

here’s my variant of Mabel Juice (needs testing, but im fairly certain it will turn out well)

what you need:

  • kool-aid (+sugar and water. any flavor/color of your choosing)
  • 2 (starbuck’s) refreshers OR 2 cups of brewed green coffee OR 5 hr energy shots (5 bottles for a gallon of juice. try to choose flavors that wont conflict w/ the rest of the drink)
  • any fruit drink you feel would help you enjoy it more (fruit punch, apple juice, etc) ((optional))
  • small, but not swallowable plastic toys (dinosaurs, dice, etc)
  • edible glitter (any color) ((optional))

directions:

brew green coffee (if youre using that)
prepare amount of kool-aid you intend to use
mix coffee/refreshers/5hr energy shots with the kool-aid, add in the other fruit drink/juice
add at least 2 plastic toys, dump in as much edible glitter as you want.
mix concoction. chill drink. serve w/ ice

Canned fruit is always cheaper than frozen fruit and fresh fruit.

Single ears of corn are hella cheap at walmart (like 15 cents per ear last time i went), cheaper than packaged corn (which can be like 3 bucks for 4 ears yiikes!) .

Frozen veggies are verrrry cheap and can be on sale for less than a dollar.

Nuts are just expensive.

Its best to buy water in bulk as 24 bottles are only about $4. Or to buy a milk gallon size for a dollar or less.

Canned and frozen things last longer than fresh produce and are cheaper and about the same price as any junk food.

Buying fruit in season is also cheaper, such as watermelon and peppers in the summer.

Its very important to try and get nutrition and price hunt. Junk food can hurt you in alot of ways.

sherizaraiyah asked:

Jesus okay, do you think the currency exchange would matter? I know that one US dollar is one AUS dollar plus change. Or is stuff just priced so high that it doesn't even matter?

Okay. Cup of coffee would be about $4.50-$5 depending where you’re staying. A meal from mcdondals on average around $9.00. Public transport is expensive, clothes are expensive. Everything is expensive. Petrol is $1.40 per ltr… So in gallons thats like…. $5.60 i think.

Summer wrap up - day 3 - mini goals

-Drink 1 gallon of water
-Finish my green breakfast smoothie (even though it’s a little icky… I haven’t mastered the green smoothie yet)
-Record a couple of low impact Zumba songs for anon :)
-Eat at a 1000 calorie deficit
-DO NOT WEIGH MYSELF UNTIL NEXT THURSDAY!! (I’ve gotten bad about weighing myself way to often)
-Read for at least 30 min.
-Clean kitchen floors
-Put away laundry

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My 125 gallon tank, 30 gallon, and 5 gallon!

The 125 gallon tank has the most fish, tiger barbs, platys, silver dollars, and a featherfin catfish.

The 30 gallon has an asshole red-tailed shark that we’d gotten with a rainbow shark, only the rainbow shark has since passed away. Captain asshole was moved from the 125 to the 30 because of how he acted around the silver dollars. My mother insisted he’d be better off in the big tank, until we had no choice but to move him to our second-largest tank.

And the 5 gallon houses a female betta! She’s a really pretty fish, and blows a lot of bubbles.

i was enjoying my garden salad outside at school, with all the other lonely ppl on this balcony until this AGGRESSIVELY in luv couple came outside. they are sharing hot Cheetos out of a gallon freezer bag and making out. like gtfo this is a depression destination.