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Authors stop making hot fictional guys!

Confessions of a bookworm

Being obsessed with books is such a stressful thing you know? You could buy One hardcover book, but TWO paperbacks for the same price, so you have to choose, one Sexy hardcover, or two not so sexy paperbacks? (I always go for the paperbacks)

ANOTHER THING: Even though you’ve already purchased and read the ebook version, YOU STILL WANT THE PHYSICAL COPIES SO BAD EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE BROKE AF. So you try to decide: Do I buy the physical copy of the next book in the series because I haven’t read it yet, or buy the book I just read BECAUSE HOT DAMN THE COVER IS SEXY AND I WANT A PHYSICAL COPY TO STROKE AND PET AND BECAUSE I WANT IT TO LOOK SEXY ON MY SHELF?

Or there’s that problem of not being able to move on with life because you just finished a book and you so desperately want to know what happens after.

Or the problem with your ships sinking and favorite characters dying all over the place, (YES, I’M LOOKING AT YOU VERONICA ROTH, SUZANNE COLLINS, JOHN GREEN, JK ROWLING, CASSANDRA CLARE, JAMES DASHNER, RICK RIORDAN, ETC)

Or THE INSANE PLOT TWISTS THAT JUMP OUT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE. (yes, YOU Cassandra Clare, Y O U)

  • Mom: Do you have a crush on someone?
  • Me: Oh yes I do, he is smart, handsome, and practically perfect!
  • But there is one problem.
  • Mom: What is that?
  • Me: He's fictional.
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