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(top) The Hunger Games: Katniss and Peeta watching the nightlife of the Capitol
(bottom) Mockingjay Part 2: Katniss and Peeta watching the pouring rain

My brother just watched the Hunger Games movies for the first time. The following are his exact words…

First time Peeta and Katniss kiss: “Aw, cute.”

First time Gale and Katniss kiss: “Um, who the fuck are you?”

Gale and Katniss kiss again: “Excuse me, leave.”

Peeta gets shocked by the force field: “Naw bitch, naw, you’re fine. Get up and hold Katniss.”

Peeta gives Katniss the pearl: “Mmhmm, that’s how you treat a girl. What’s that Gary guy gonna give you? A lump of coal?”

Plutarch tells Katniss they left Peeta behind: “No! NO! I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU! WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!”

Katniss kisses Gale in her kitchen: “Katniss, you are fine and wonderful woman, you should really respect yourself more.”

Gale whines about Katniss only kissing him when he’s in pain: “BITCH TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET! SHE’S NOT GONNA PICK YOU IN THE END!”

Peeta is shown beat up on the screen: “You need to be okay. Katniss needs you to be okay. *whispers* I need you to be okay.”

Peeta attacks Katniss: “FUCK YOU LIONSGATE! FUCK YOU BITCH WHO WROTE THESE BOOKS! FUCK YOU CARRIE FOR MAKING ME WATCH THIS! AND FUCK MY HEART FOR MAKING ME FEEL THIS WAY!”

Katniss cries watching Peeta struggle: *sobbing* “Part two doesn’t come out until November? But I need them to be together.”

My brother is 22, a very masculine man and possibly the biggest Everlark Shipper ever.

Bonus: “I’m sorry lady who wrote the books. You’re not a bitch… But I still hate you.”

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Little past 9:00, we heard their trucks pulling out. All of them. Every single Peacekeeper. And i knew what that meant. Me and a couple of guys from the mines, we started pulling people from their houses and tried to get them to the fence line but a lot of people were scared of the forest. So they headed up onto the road. Make a break for it that way. 915 of us made it to the fence. Then we watched as bombers circled back towards the road. They firebombed them as they ran away.

Some love Peeta

Originally posted by vivere-militare-est1991

Some love Gale

Originally posted by hiyaimabs

But everyone loves Finnick

Originally posted by hermionewinchester

If Tumblr takes this down again, I swear I’m gonna scream