galaxy mass

Not gonna lie, I’m gonna be playing ME:A and wondering:

Liara is 700 years now at this point. She is nearing the Matriarch stage, if she isn’t already there. Is she doing well? Did she have a brood of little blue children. Has the years been kind?

Also Grunt would be around 600 years old. Is he ok? Is he eating well? Does he get enough sleep? Is someone providing my tank-son with enough ammo?

I hope some form of vine or snapchat exists in mass effect

turian soldiers doing something stupid for the sake of entertainment like slap whipped cream across a sleeping bunkmate’s face, who responds by doing something wild like pull out a gun and fire it at the ceiling as everyone laughs

some deadpan salarian mocking a rude customer. “What do you mean it’s non refundable bitch what did I just say let it go” before running face first into a wall

A silent set of quarians making glowy eye contact with the camera before turning it to show one of their defense drones repeatedly slamming into a wall. Another approaches it with a broom and all u hear is a shrill scream when it zaps whoever it was

Elcor saying one word but making sure it’s funny like “enthusiastically - titties” before it cuts off

after months of military arrest, sassy femshep has no fucks left to give when those dang reapers show up

I will most likely never finish this so take it takeittakeittakeit

why must we argue over who the best LI is for shepard when obviously?? the only important ship is shepard x happiness