Eva, Abe, if you guys could be Mayor of South Park for a day what would you do?
Ooh oooh I know! I’d make everyone in town get a dinosaur! Because in my town, dinosaurs are real and they are like Pokémon! They are your bestest friends and they are like kitties!
If I was mayor…I’d host the concert of a lifetime. A one night giant bash with Gorillaz, Green Day, Muse, all kinds of awesome artists! Lady Gaga for my dad, The Cure for my Papa, whatever Eva wants. It would totally awesome! Uncle Ken can do what he wants and so can uncle Stanny. It would be so totally killer! I’d have a special dance with m-my girlfriend and we’d be so happy for that one day.