gaga and the diamonds

FANS

david bowie fans: 

- gay 
- obsessed with glitter 
- dress like a 70s groupie 
- want to do cocaine


hole fans: 

- fights everyone that says courtney killed kurt 
- a ball of anger 
- smudges their lipstick on purpose 
- sleeps with everyone


nirvana fans: 

- probably depressed 
- buys vintage clothes 
- cries themselves to sleep 
- hates courtney love


amy winehouse fans: 

- cries about their ex 
- wears too much eyeliner 
- sleeps with their best friends crush 
- probably smokes weed


tøp fans: 

- depressed 
- makes weird conspiracies about blurryface 
- really emo
- never stops crying 


lady gaga fans: 

- gay 
- watches rupaul’s drag race 
- “YASS QUEEN SLAY" 
- "LG5 will be soon”


eminem fans: 

- “i hate women”


sky ferreira fans: 

- have an aesthetic tumblr blog 
- smoke 
- “masochism will be released soon" 
- knows deep down that it wont


lana del rey fans:

- have a daddy kink 
- flirts with their older brothers friends 
- pouts 24/7 
- wants to do acid and fuck everyone 


melanie martinez fans: 

- wears babies clothes 
- bitchy af 
- cries about everything 
- fights anyone that says something bad about mel


the beatles fans: 

- lowkey bitchy 
- cry over paul mccartney 
- listens to vinyl 
 - wish they were alive in the 60s


mcr fans: 

- emo 
- think there will be a mcr reunion 
- have black hair 
- wear 20 wristbands


oasis fans: 

- thinks theyre a roadman 
- wears parka coats 
- uses ‘your mum’ as an insult 
- says 'fight me’ to everyone


the doors fans: 

- write poetry 
- read jack kerouac 
- do drugs
- love boys with beards


marina + the diamonds fans: 

- that FROOT is familiar! 
- electra heart is the best era 
- calls themselves a heartbreaker 
- has never had a bf


halsey fans: 

- vegan 
- wears foundation darker than their face 
- has an aesthetic blog 
- probably sad


miley cyrus fans: 

- smokes weed everyday 
- hannah montana is dead ! 
- literally wont shutup about weed 
- weed weed weed weed


rihanna fans: 

- ready to fight a bitch anytime 
- never stops twerking 
- dont fuck with them 
- wears leather bras


the smiths fans: 

- "MORRISSEY IS GOD" 
- never leave their room 
- depressed 
- tweets that pic of morrissey holding his tit all day


5sos fans: 

- rats in human form 
- start wars with other fanbases 
- never stop screaming over everything 
-need to shut up


fka twigs fans: 

- probably have a ouija board 
- angelic but deadly 
- always wear black clothes 
- perfect lipstick all the time


drake fans: 

- still not over their ex 
- bitches about their ex’s new gf 
- has fake gucci bags 
- eyeliner so sharp it could kill a bitch


velvet underground fans: 

- only ever wear black 
- smoke cigarettes for the aesthetic 
- love andy warhol 
- probably bisexual


by @francesxox on Twitter.

BOYS: a playlist for when you’re busy dreamin bout boys but also practicing your new rules

Boys - Charli XCX
The Louvre - Lorde
Fantasy - Mariah Carey
Into You - Ariana Grande
Sparks - Hilary Duff
Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
Lovefool - The Cardigans
Wild Thoughts - DJ Khaled
Bad Liar - Selena Gomez
Love - Lana Del Rey 
I Really Like You - Carly Rae Jepsen
Shower - Becky G
Nothing In This World - Paris Hilton
Superlove - Tinashe
The Sweet Escape - Gwen Stefani
Touch - Little Mix
I Think I’m in Love with You - Jessica Simpson
Like A Virgin - Madonna
The Cure - Lady Gaga
Perfect Illusion - Lady Gaga
Woman - Kesha
How To Be A Heartbreaker - Marina and The Diamonds
Potential Breakup Song - Aly & AJ
Needed Me - Rihanna
I Hate Boys - Christina Aguilera
Dead - Madison Beer
Ring The Alarm - Beyonce
Too Little, Too Late - Jojo
Lady Marmalade - Christina Aguilera, Mya, Lil Kim, and P!nk
I Don’t Need A Man - The Pussycat Dolls
Independent Women, Pt. I - Destiny’s Child
Feeling Myself - Nicki Minaj & Beyonce
Cool Girl - Tove Lo
That Don’t Impress Me Much - Shania Twain
I Love It - Icona Pop & Charli XCX
Smile - Lily Allen 
Strong Enough - Cher
Dancing On My Own - Robyn
The Weekend - SZA
Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
U + Ur Hand - P!nk
Goodbye - Kristina DeBarge
Since U Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson
Stronger - Britney Spears
New Rules - Dua Lipa

Listen Here

Female Singers that represent their sign super accurate.

• Aries: Lady Gaga.

• Taurus: Adele.

• Gemini: Azealia Banks.

• Cancer: Ariana Grande.

• Leo: Charli XCX.

• Virgo: Beyoncé.

• Libra: Marina and the Diamonds.

• Scorpio: Lorde.

• Sagittarius: Nicki Minaj.

• Capricorn: Meghan Trainor.

• Aquarius: Alicia Keys.

• Pisces: Rihanna.