Request: Omg that last imagine you wrote was amazing *fans self* if you’re taking requests, can you do an Elijah/reader where it’s her bday & he makes her cum repeatedly (vampire stamina woohoo) ;) ;-* thx so much I hope to read more of your sexy imagines in the future
Yes, I will be doing requests, but no ships.
Your boyfriend of two years appears at the door. You nervously twiddle with your thumbs as he leans against the door frame. “So, Y/N.” he asks casually, suit impeccable and eyes shining. “Ready, birthday girl?”
Your lips quirk into a smile. “You can come in, bloodsucker.” you giggled.
He smirked, stepping over the doorframe and pushing you against the wall. “Loving the new house.” he complimented, staring at the white walls and bare rooms. You rolled your eyes, giggling loudly when he began sucking on your neck. You held back a moan, digging your hand into his shoulders.
“Elijah,” you warned. “Dinner.”
He rolled his eyes, “Of course, we must get to that wretched dinner before we really celebrate your birthday.” You went crimson, hiding your face in his chest.
“After you.” he grinned.
Rebekah was quickly at the door, greeting you. “Y/N! Happy Birthday!” she grinned, ushering you in. You coughed awkwardly, seeing Klaus at the head of the table, feeding off a scantily-clad waitress. He tossed her away, wiping his mouth.
“If it isn’t the birthday girl!” he cheered, eyes twinkling. “Elijah’s little pet human.”
Elijah stiffened next to you, pulling you behind him. “Nikalus, if you have something to say, by all means, say it.” he challenged.
You swallowed, you knew Klaus was unhappy about your relationship. It just didn’t bother you until now. Kol glanced back and forth, kicking his legs up on the table. Rebekah hissed, finally joining Klaus and Kol at the long table. “Put your feet on the table and I’ll chop them off.”
He rolled his eyes, standing up and striding towards you. “Y/N!” he threw his arms out, embracing you and kissing your hand with a smirk. “You look sexy as usual.”
Elijah sighed, “Let’s get this over with.”
You cracked a smile, “When you marry the man, you marry his family.” you joked. Your eyes widened at what you said. “I-I mean, not that we’re married. No, uh, we’re not! I mean, not that I don’t want to! Just-”
Elijah smiled widely, “I understand.” he laughed. “Shall we begin the evening?”
Klaus pushed his plate away. “So, when are you going to turn Y/N?”
You choked on your chicken, watching Elijah growl. “Niklaus, you worry about Caroline, or Cami, or Hayley- Or whoever captures your attention these days. I’ll worry about Y/N, hm?”
Klaus shrugged, “I mean, she’s gonna grow old one day, might as well turn her while she’s fresh.”
Elijah growled loudly, abruptly standing up. He left the room, using his vampire speed to whisk up the stairs. Rebekah frowned, “I could’ve sworn this dinner was for Y/N? If you wanted to bitch, you could’ve just sent an email, Nik.”
Kol coughed, “I have business to attend to, goodbye.” he smiled awkwardly and left.
You smiled at Klaus, “Lovely dinner.”
You found Elijah reading a magazine in his room. He looked up, folding the magazine. “I apologize for this evening. Niklaus, he’s just-”
You darted towards him, kissing him on the lips. He grinned against you, licking your bottom lip. His hands gripped your ass, holding you into him. Your mouth parted, moaning into his mouth when his tongue explored your mouth. You grinded into his lap, winding your hands around his neck. You broke away, pressing your forehead to his. “Elijah,” you breathed.
A cough interrupted the intimate moment. Kol stood at the doorway, hands shoved into his pockets. “Elijah, have you seen my magazine.” he smirked.
Elijah cocked his head to the side. “Yes, I’m afraid it was standing innocently on my bed this morning. Is it the one with detailed pictures?”
Kol smirked again. “Yes, the porn one.”
You gasped, still on Elijah’s lap. And found the magazine Elijah had been reading folded behind him. You flipped through it, dramatically gagging at the pictures of nude women spreading their legs and pushing up their breasts. “Gross!” you squealed, tossing it to Kol.
He saluted, “You can get back to whatever you were doing.”
Elijah slammed the door, pushing you onto the bed, “Well, happy birthday, Y/N.” he purred, removing his suit jacket. Your breathing spiked erratically.
He was going to slow, teasing you on purpose. You yanked his pants down, removing his boxers, and hissing when ran his tongue along your neck. You were panting, digging your fingers into his soft hair. He groaned, tearing through your clothes. You whimpered and clawed at his back when he dug his teeth into you. He slowly fed on you, watching you. Without warning he pulled his blood-stained mouth away from your neck. His hands tugged at your panties, throwing them to the floor. “Beautiful.” he murmured, dragging his hand along your slick core.
You moaned out, bucking your hips and begging for more. “Elijah! I want yo- Oh my gosh!” He had shoved two fingers into your hot, wet cunt. “Ah, fuck! Elijah!” you moaned out, bucking against him. He curled his fingers inside you, smirking when you screamed coming undone.
“Do you love it when I fuck you?” he murmured against her neck. “Do you love being my little slut?”
Your breaths came out in pants. “Do you want to sit on my face?” he purred.
You grinned, lowering yourself onto him, hissing when he kitten licked your clit. He sucked harshly at the sensitive bud of nerves. You tangled your fingers into his soft hair, pulling at it everytime he licked. Without warning he shoved his tongue inside you, groaning when you pulled at his hair to control yourself. It was too much for you, the pleasure. You rode his tongue, swiveling your hips to gain the most from the mind-blowing pleasure.
His tongue didn’t stop moving until you came, screaming and moaning for Elijah. He greedily took everything you gave him. You climbed off his face, staring at the mess you made. “Sorry.” you blushed, hiding your face in his chest.
He cocked his head, climbing over you and positioning his member at your cunt. “I’m not done, Y/N. What kind of birthday sex would this be without my big cock filling you up?”
You moaned when he teased your slit, running his cock along you. “I want your big cock filling me up, and making me cum. I want it, Elijah! I want it!”
“As you wish, birthday girl.” he shoved himself into you, hissing when you clenched around him. “You’re such a dirty slut, so hungry for my huge cock.” he shouted, thrusting into you over and over.
“Yes, yes! I’m so hungry for your thick cock! Pound into me! Destroy my pussy!”
“Do you like my original cock?!” his hands were holding your hips down roughly, sure to leave a bruise. “Do you like my big, original cock pounding into your cunt, you little slut?”
“Yes, I love it! I love it!”
You bucked your hips against his, swiveling your hips again to get the most out of your orgasm. He shot his hot seed into you, moaning as he did so. He smirked at you, pulling you into his chest as he laid beside you. “Round two?” he grinned.
More Nathis! Ft. little kitten girl who is vry excited to give the nice ranger man that killed those raider orcs some flowers and a possible obligatory love interest bcause let this poor man have peoPLE THINK HE’S CUTE… I think her name will be Freja.
Wherein Summer Intern Alexandra Greenway discusses this week’s Silent Sunday Nights pick: HOT WATER (’24)
Hello hello! Alexandra Greenway here – resident TCM Silent Film fan back with another silent film to bring to your attention! On deck for this week’s Silent Sunday is Harold Lloyd’s 1924 feature HOT WATER. Much like other early silent comedies HOT WATER is pretty episodic in its narrative structure. Hubby (Lloyd) traverses a day in domestic “bliss”, struggling with everyday crises like grocery trips, traffic, and his wife’s bumbling, invasive family. The film is part of what Lloyd characterized as “gag pictures”, a story strung together by smaller comedy bits. With characters named, “Hubby”, “Wifey”, “Her Mother”, “Her Big Brother”, and “Her Little Brother”, the film is clearly not an in-depth dramatic study of American domesticity.
What it does give us is some insane technical innovation. Lloyd got his start in Thomas Edison’s film studio, and he clearly took that same inventive spirit with him after venturing out to bigger studios. He was known for trick shots that simulated incredibly dangerous stunts…
As well as isolated visual gags…
But HOT WATER also gives us clever plays on form, such as manipulation of silent film text to create tone…
Which in itself becomes a sort of visual gag.
Similarly, Lloyd was a big innovator of special effects, creating moments like this:
Ultimately, HOT WATER is another one to add to your list of must-watch silent films. The gags and special effects laid the foundation for comedy and action scenes across decades of film history. If for no other reason – you’ve gotta check out HOT WATER to bear witness to the awesome history of film! Pay your dues, kids!
But for real – the movie’s hilarious, the gags are great, and the movie’s only an hour long so…why not? Check out HOT WATER this Sunday at midnight – only on TCM!
*images/gifs not mine-submitted or found via Google*
Pairing: Jared x Reader
Warnings: none (just fluff) Also-
no disrespect to Gen and the kiddos-this is all fiction and actually can be connected to my series Heart Sutra-parts that have not been published/written yet.
Word Count: 487 (I know it’s supposed to be 500, but honestly I don’t know where to flesh it out at the moment without it being repetitive and bad)
A/N: This is for @impalaimaginingTaylor’s 2k Challenge and my word was proud! She also submitted this gif to me and I asked her permission to use it for her challenge. I’m like right up to the deadline on these lately! Sorry to the challenge runners, but if you’ve been keeping up with me you know things a little wonky right now for me! Luckily, I’ve gotten a little of my groove back and have been able to put out some things that are actually worth your time to read ;)
There was no denying how Jared felt about his wife and kids whenever the subject came up.
He was always happy to share stories during panels, pictures and videos on social media.
He was proud.
A proud husband to Y/N, who blew him away at all of the things she could accomplish while keeping on top of three children.
A proud father, he loved those kids more than his own life. There were so many things that they were already doing and that he pictured them doing in the future.
Most recently he couldn’t stop showing and telling everyone about the feature that their family had appeared in. As, one of their online class yoga teachers, Yoga Journal had requested a feature of what Y/N’s yoga practice was like at home with three children and traveling with both her and Jared’s work.
“You know it’s funny, I never realized how much her practice just filled our entire lives; it just fits seamlessly!” Jared smiled as he shared the experience at their latest panel. “I mean even the boys are getting into it. They’ll be a little silly about it sometimes, but they just follow right along with her.”
“JJ, does too.” Jensen chimed in. “Isn’t there a video she tried to film with all four of them just crawling all over the place and hanging on her?” He laughed.
“Yeah, I think she posted it somewhere. Probably her YouTube channel.” Jared pulled up his phone and started to look for it.
“Oh the picture though-not the one with you.” Jensen mock gagged, referencing the acroyoga picture Y/N and Jared had posed for in the feature.
“Now that one was fun!” Jared grinned. “She rarely lets me just pick her up and honestly I almost fell a couple of times.”
“No, I’m talking about the one with the kids, Dee loves that one!”
“Oh yeah! The meditation one was cute! I think she asked for a copy to have framed.”
“Ah here’s the video! Okay, I’m gonna share this for y’all to watch. She had a friend put music to it and stuff and it’s really cute. But it’s also what yoga really looks like at our house!” Jared laughed as he shared the link.
They moved on to some other questions, but right towards the end a fan asked about the pictures.
“Uh yeah, actually I think the article is on Yoga Journal’s website. So yeah go read it, Y/N gave an awesome interview!”
Oh yeah, Jared was proud there was no doubt about it, but Y/N could say the same for her husband. He worked so hard for himself and others through good and bad. Truthfully, he was the motivation that kept her moving forward with what she loved!
Standing off to the side she couldn’t wipe the grin off her face as she watched his face light up as he continued to share the story.