SIT DOWN AND LEARN ABOUT THE GREATEST CHAMPION OF ALL TIME
Steven. Motherfuckin’. Stone.
He was the champion of Hoenn in Ruby and Sapphire. Steel type is his specialty.
gurl lookit dat fashion
Pretty suave, right? All fancy and shit. Even got rings on hand.
BUT WAIT, WHY DOES HE LOOK SO RICH? Because he’s champion?
This is his dad. Head of the Devon Corporation in Hoenn.
SO WAIT, HE’S A RICH KID? Damn skippy he’s a rich kid.
BUT WAIT, WOULDN’T HE BE SNOBBY AND SELFISH AND–?
He spends most of his time in caves, digging away and doing what he loves. He loves rocks, stones, minerals, gems, everything to do with them. Lookit here, in the anime. He’s all cute and shit, holdin’ a fire stone, in his mining gear. Kawaii as fuck.
look at him with his metagross buddy
He helps you out a TON in the games, from giving you the Devon Scope if you beat him in a battle, to beating up Team Magma/Aqua.
AND IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH
He gives you one of his favorite Pokemon. A Beldum. HOW FUCKING SWEET AND CUTE IS THAT?
list of things dan and phil can start playing for the gaming channel for when they go on tour
Long series, if they’re interested doing one besides Undertale:
Life is Strange
To The Moon
Super Mario Maker (this can’t even be a long series they can do a miniseries if they want) (like they used to with Bishi Bashi Special)
Pony Island hoooly shit
The Beginner’s Guide (probably they can make one extremely long video but they’ll proper split it.)
Pom Gets WiFi for the lolz
One Direction Dream Boy 2 for the lolz
Short games, one video per thing:
Who’s Your Daddy? (can they make this a miniseries come on)
Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes (they’ll have to be in separate rooms but I don’t care)
Emily Is Away
Cards Against Humanity (please come on you can do this don’t even censor anything even the younger audience agrees)
they can even do those “Would You Rather” or “Will You Press The Button?”
Dating Sims (i.e Netflix and Chill)
The Impossible Quiz
There is no game
One chance to save the world
Gang Beasts (can be a miniseries!)
Just the tip (starwhal)
literally anything. I’ll be happy if they play anything.
and if Dan and Phil ever read this, you guys gotta realize one thing: you don’t need to be entertaining and funny all the time. You can relax and just chill with the games because that’s exactly what we want. I’m not saying “stop making jokes and edits altogether you fucking losers”, I’m saying that you don’t need to feel pressured to be funny 24/7 when playing longer games. We appreciate the videos. We love them. Just relax and PLAY STUFF THANK