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SIT DOWN AND LEARN ABOUT THE GREATEST CHAMPION OF ALL TIME

Steven. Motherfuckin’. Stone.

He was the champion of Hoenn in Ruby and Sapphire.
Steel type is his specialty.

gurl lookit dat fashion

Pretty suave, right? All fancy and shit. Even got rings on hand.

BUT WAIT, WHY DOES HE LOOK SO RICH? Because he’s champion?

This is his dad. Head of the Devon Corporation in Hoenn.

SO WAIT, HE’S A RICH KID? Damn skippy he’s a rich kid.

BUT WAIT, WOULDN’T HE BE SNOBBY AND SELFISH AND–?

Nope.

He spends most of his time in caves, digging away and doing what he loves. He loves rocks, stones, minerals, gems, everything to do with them. Lookit here, in the anime. He’s all cute and shit, holdin’ a fire stone, in his mining gear. Kawaii as fuck.

look at him with his metagross buddy

He helps you out a TON in the games, from giving you the Devon Scope if you beat him in a battle, to beating up Team Magma/Aqua.

AND IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH

He gives you one of his favorite Pokemon. A Beldum. HOW FUCKING SWEET AND CUTE IS THAT?

In Emerald, he gives up being Champion. Why?

TO CONTINUE HIS LOVE AND PASSION FOR ROCKS/MINING

This has been a Steven Stone appreciation post.

SO I GOT SO MANY REQUESTS TO DRAW TIMOTHY LAWRENCE (like.. everywhere. pm, message, twitter… -sweats-) he technically looks like jack but just.. timid.. 

i’m too tired to draw a comic and for some unknown reason i couldn’t draw rhys for the life of me.. so have some solemn looking Tim! that’s sort of boring but like.. -shrug- -bounces-

THANK YOU FOR THE LOVELY PEOPLE WHO CAME TO THE STREAM! you know who you are! -blows kisses at you guys- ;-;

Timothy Lawrence©Borderlands The Presequel
-still cannot spell pre-sequel-©me

ya’ll know the drill, comments stay on this like super glue

list of things dan and phil can start playing for the gaming channel for when they go on tour

Long series, if they’re interested doing one besides Undertale:

  • Life is Strange
  • Until Dawn
  • Heavy Rain
  • Firewatch
  • Unravel
  • To The Moon
  • Super Mario Maker (this can’t even be a long series they can do a miniseries if they want) (like they used to with Bishi Bashi Special)
  • Superhot
  • Slime Ranchers
  • Pony Island hoooly shit
  • Yandere Simulator
  • The Beginner’s Guide (probably they can make one extremely long video but they’ll proper split it.)
  • Mad Father
  • Ib
  • Fran Bow
  • Pom Gets WiFi for the lolz
  • One Direction Dream Boy 2 for the lolz

Short games, one video per thing:

  • Dude, Stop
  • Who’s Your Daddy? (can they make this a miniseries come on)
  • Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes (they’ll have to be in separate rooms but I don’t care)
  • 60 seconds
  • Emily Is Away
  • Garbage Day
  • Cards Against Humanity (please come on you can do this don’t even censor anything even the younger audience agrees)
  • they can even do those “Would You Rather” or “Will You Press The Button?”
  • Dating Sims (i.e Netflix and Chill)
  • WII SPORTS
  • The Impossible Quiz
  • There is no game
  • One chance to save the world
  • Gang Beasts (can be a miniseries!)
  • Just the tip (starwhal)
  • Kinect Party
  • Baking Simulator
  • any simulator
  • literally anything. I’ll be happy if they play anything.

and if Dan and Phil ever read this, you guys gotta realize one thing: you don’t need to be entertaining and funny all the time. You can relax and just chill with the games because that’s exactly what we want. I’m not saying “stop making jokes and edits altogether you fucking losers”, I’m saying that you don’t need to feel pressured to be funny 24/7 when playing longer games. We appreciate the videos. We love them. Just relax and PLAY STUFF THANK

(feel free to add more games the more the better)