Welcome to the new Cracked feature which we are tentatively calling What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? The answer, at this moment, is this.

We’re fans of any fashion trend that could have been featured in a 1980s action movie set in the future. That guy is designer Tien Pham who showed off his invention in this video and again here and the reaction was so strong he quit his job to start a company. You can’t get them yet, but it’s just about ramping up production. And boy, are old people going to hate this. Think about it – these are the people who are mad at fidget spinners.

What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now?