List of stupid shit Gackt has done
  • Went to a prince’s royal party in a bowl cut 
  • Painted a gigantic tacky golden dragon on his lambo 
  • “Accidentally” told all of Japan his (supposed) dick size on national television
  • Can’t wink, just blinks, but does it all the time anyway. 
  • Visited a building with beautiful architecture and spent the whole time videotaping himself following & talking to pigeons 
  • Wears Keebler elf shoes constantly 
  • Ends every sentence with “anyway”
  •  Released a strippable body pillow of himself
  •  "Taste it deeply okay? stay delicious.“
  •  Got the word "poop” trending on Twitter for his own amusement and then got mad when people wouldn’t stop sending him poop messages 
  •  Screams when scared by video games
  •  Will not eat fruit because he doesn’t want to peel it
  •  Showed off his “swearing beat boxing” on national TV
  • Dresses his dogs up in seasonal outfits 
  • Took apart multiple play stations in an attempt to build a “super playstation”
  • Went wayyyy overboard trying to compliment his giant crush aka Jessica alba when he finally got to meet her and it was embarrassing 
  •  "cream puff pastries are kind of sexy"
  •  Took a picture of a sign with the word “FUCK” on it in bold and commented “this concerns me”
  • Literally was selling empty bottles of cologne that he used up
  •  Almost exclusively sits like a frog while at home 
  • Carries his tiny dogs inside his hoodies
  • Hardly follows any accounts on Twitter that aren’t related to himself, & those are “Funny or Die”, “OMG sex facts”, and “OMG celeb facts”.
  • Has screamed “I’M CUMMING!!!” while on stage
  • Started playing his own dating sim starring HIMSELF and as soon as it booted up he went “erotic…”
  • Went out in a parking lot wearing a giant cat mascot suit in an attempt to disguise his identity, but put on so much cologne everyone knew it was him anyway 
  •  Tweeted that he “ejaculates soy milk”
  •  "No, these aren’t my nipples, they’re the keyholes to my heart.“
  • Wears tiny colorful socks constantly 
  • Put a cigarette in between some guy’s ass cheeks 
  • Wore slightly see-through white pants on the set of the movie he was directing and everyone could see his fucking thong 
  • Bought an entire mountain as an "impulse buy" 
  • Ate several dog treats before realizing what they were