so you all know how club penguin is shutting down, right?
okay, so there’s a new club penguin called virtual penguin and it’s just like it but you can cuss and do all those other wonderful things.
so gabe and i were playing together while we were facetiming because #dategoals and we were in the town and people were saying things about strip clubs and shit. so, gabe started saying that there was a strip club at their house (but not really, we were just going to kinkshame everyone) and so this girl called britishtea comes to gabe’s igloo or whatever and we come back and tell her to get out. she starts arguing with us and says she’s younger that i am lol and i’m like wyd. so then she says that gabe shouldn’t of said there was a strip club, and we said that we were joking and we were both asexual so she calls gabe and i gross for being asexual. she then shares some wonderful (absolutely disgusting) things with us. she proceeds to call us “fat” for being american and it’s basically this wonderful anger party. it was honestly hilarious.
[tl;dr: mod gabe and mod joey fought a kid on club penguin who wanted to see virtual penguin sex]
What she means: “OH MY FUCKING CHUCK! SAMMY!!!!! SAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! MY POOR MOOSE! HOW COULD THEY DO THAT TO YOU?!?!?! SAMMMMMY!!! CAS, CHUCK WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?!?!? GET YOUR FEATHERY ASSBUTTS DOWN HERE AND SAVE SAMMY!!! SAMMMYYYYY!!! LUCI, DOWN BOY! KEEP YOUR PERFECT HANDS OFF OF HIM! SAM BABY!!! CROWLEY WTF?! DO SOMETHING!!! SAMMMMMMMMM!!! DAMMIT!! THIS IS ALL ROWENA’S FAULT! SHE JUST WANTS LUCI! SAMMY!!! AMARA! DON’T YOU EVER TOUCH DEAN EVER AGAIN! IF YOU FUDGING TOUCH HIM AGAIN, I’LL FUDGING KILL YOU!!! SAM!!! OH MY GOD DEAN!!!! SAMMY!!! MY POOR MOOSE! DON’T CRY!!! DEAN WILL SAVE YOU! OH GOD, DEAN! DEAAAAAAN!!! SAMMY!!! DEAN WILL WIPE AWAY THOSE MOOSE TEARS! AND THAT PROMO LOOKED AMAZING BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS SAM AND DEAN?!?! WHY IS LUCI SANTA?!?! WHAT’S HAPPENING?!?! WAS GABE BEHIND THIS?!?!? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!! SAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!” *GROSS SOBBING*
• They are so flirty omigosh • Like SO flirty • But totally not PDA • Always joking around with each other • They were in the honeymoon phase for so long tbh • Christopher loves Jonas and is super happy when Jonas and Kira become interested in each other • JONAS TEACHES KIRA HOW TO READ • Kira’s fave thing EVER is sitting with Jonas on his couch while he reads aloud to her • When Jonas swapped to Scholar, she was so happy because he got to work from home and spend time with her • Gabe is so grossed out when they get lovey-dovey • He will visibly gag he thinks it is so cheesy how in love they are • AU where Matty is alive and well, and he constantly reminds Kira that he was the first one to tell her about Jonas (back in Gathering Blue) • “Ooo you two had a boy? Well let’s not forget who essentially is responsible for getting you two together in the first place. That’s right. It was me. You should name him after me.” • JONAS PUTS KIRA’S FEET ON HIS WHENEVER THEY DANCE AAAHHHH • I would bet anything he purposely moves her cane away from her when he wants her to have a lazy day with him. I swear • “Stay in beeeeddddd” “No, I need to go do—“ *throws her cane across the room and pulls her back in to cuddle* “well now you have an excuse. I promise I won’t keep you too long.” • He calls her “my lovely” or “lovely” like 500 times a day • He looks past her handicap 100%. Sometimes he’ll forget she even needs the cane • However, he tends to notice it more when she is pregnant because he worries • When Gabe asks Jonas for Kira’s true name, he’s like “lol my future wife how bow dah” • I have a gut feeling that Kira can be so sarcastic with him and he eats it up • Post-Son, Kira and Claire have tea and the subject of “meeting” Jonas in the Community comes up, so Claire talks about seeing him on his bike and how she met his father and blah blah, but all Kira is thinking about is Jonas awkwardly looking at Claire from his bike and totally loses it • On Kira’s birthday, Jonas will let her pick out his outfit for the day because he knows how much she likes to style him with blue (because in Son it’s revealed he likes to dress super plainly) • “Why the blue tie?” “They bring out your eyes.” “That means they bring out yours, too.” “Even better.” • I feel like between Gathering Blue and Messenger, there were points where Matty would travel to pick up Kira so she could see her dad for a week, and that’s how she originally met Jonas. -(there’s actually a super cute fic where they meet for the first time called “A Very Amazing Blue” by Ghilanna Faen Tlabbar on fanfiction.net that I think displays this SO accurately) • Before they started dating, Gabe made fun of Jonas 24/7. And he would do it around Kira • “You looooove her—” “SHH SHHHSHSHHH BE QUIET THERE SHE IS HUSH.” • They are such a quiet couple outside the house, but when they’re together at home, they are so cheeky and funny and kinda loud • They’re that couple that honestly just enjoys each other’s company. Like he could be watching Kira knit or she could be watching him read/doing his Leader thang, and everything would just be perfect because the other is there. • When Aunt Flo makes a visit, she is so freaking clingy and will pull Jonas away from whatever he’s doing because she CRAVES that attention during that time • “Joooonaaaas come nap with me” “In a minute” “NOOOOOW” “Kira, I have to figure out this dispute between—“ *turns his chair around and gets in his face* “I said NOW.” • Christopher lowkey picks on Kira about how much she likes him. • “I smell a courting in the midst~” “Father, how did you—?” “I may be blind, but I’m not stupid.” • Essentially, the entire Village took bets as to when Jonas would pop the question, and when it finally happened, Gabe owed Christopher reverse bragging rights -As a result, Christopher requires Gabe to call Christopher “the mighty and powerful Seer, who rules over the shrews such as myself” • Jonas has a few fangirls in Village who are secretly jealous of Kira • They have a super cheesy game where they see who can give each other the most surprise kisses -Kira is currently in the lead • I want Kira to call Jonas “blondie” so bad every time he says something corny • “You’re so lovely, Kira” “Thanks, blondie. You’re very lovely yourself.” • They’re relationship is so adorable from a developmental standpoint because they must have started off as very polite to each other during the beginning of their friendship, but grew more and more flirtatious and sarcastic as they went along
He didn’t flinch from the hand, but did cringe at the feel of it. Gross. What a messy hobby. Gabriel had, admittedly, expected it. No one had a job like Sebastian did, pushed drugs, and was content with just that.
Honestly, though, Gabriel hadn’t expected it to this degree. None too politely, he brushed the hand away and wrinkled his nose some at the damp feel of it.
“Is that a legit question or some subtle threat? I can never tell with you, man.” Sebastian looked pretty, well, nuts. Gabriel was torn between the urge to provoke him and the urge to conduct in some minor self-preservation until he could weigh in on just how far he could go with the man when he was in such a volatile state.
“I think you’re a fuckin’ horrible painter and that red is only kind of your color.” he smudged some of the blood across the man’s jaw and shook his head. “I won’t do anything unless I feel like I have to. Even then. Who knows?”