Prompt 47: Only in Equestria

Alright people, lets get to work! Andele, andele~+! We got jobs to do, scoops to get, articles to write, and not much time to do it! Kid, what are you standing around for, kid!? What, what do you mean you don’t know what to do?! By the Princesses!

This is a thirty minuete prompt! you’ve only got thirty minuetes to write your story and six hours to submit it to me! I ain’t taking any more stories after 10:00 PDT, 11:00 MDT, 12:00 CDT, and 1:00 AM EDT! You serious? you still don’t know what to do? Geeze, kid, you’ve been doing this for years now!

The Prompt: Write a Gabby Gums article

That’s right, I want juicy info on all the big ponies. The dirtiest little secrets, their darkest fears, whatever you can get! Get me an article written in thirty minutes or less on my desk by those times or YOU’RE FIRED!