ga: tales of symphonia

Anti-Heroes of Tales
  • Kratos: I may or may not side with Mithos just to see if humanity is worth a damn. Oh and I got parenting issues I need to sort out too.
  • Alvin: I may or may not (mostly may) betray the entire party most of the time because I grew up a spy while my mother might be being poisoned somewhere.
  • Yuri Lowell: Punish the unjust and threaten my Imperial Knight childhood friend for acting on a different modus operandi of justice.
  • Rose: I'll help create a gentle world by double-acting as a Squire and an Assassin!
  • Velvet: FUCK REASON, ARTORIUS AND THAT LITTLE SHIT WHO SOLD OUT ON ME ARE GOING DOWN. JUSTICE OR IDEALS BE DAMNED, LORD OF CALAMITY 4 LIFE BITCHES!
  • Everyone else in the room: Holy shit.

I love how in the Tales series a lot of the games start in way that wouldn’t expect would end with fighting god or saving the world.

Phantasia: Two kids go hunting in the local woods.

Symphonia: Boy gets yelled at to stay awake in class.

Vesperia: Man wants to fix the plumbing.

Graces: Brothers want to go see flowers bloom on a hill.

Innocence: Boy gets forced to play a game with his neighbors.

Xillia: Student wants to get his permission slip signed.

Xillia 2: Man goes to work at the train station.