Slow burn relationships are so boring, you know? Historic TV couples that are remembered always get together and confess their love after ten days of knowing each other. That is the key to success: no development or foundation. Audiences eat that up. So what if there’s evidence that says otherwise? That’s just mainstream bullshit, trust me on this. HOP ON THIS PRETENTIOUS WAGON OF OURS AND LET US RIDE INTO THE SUN THAT SHINES OVER THE VALLEY OF NO LOYAL VIEWERSHIP.