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Shit international kpop fans say..

“I don’t know what the hell you’re saying but it’s making me feel things”

“WHY IS HE PRETTIER THAN ME”

“Oh my god their fucking thighs are so thick”

“I mean how long do you think it would take for me to swim to Korea”

“KCON IS COMING TO MY AREA”

“Welp there goes my wallet”

“I fucking hate ems”

“You know how much easier my life would be if I spoke Korean”

“NO MOM I DONT HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH KOREAN BOYS! No give me back my Exo shirt”

“lfkckdkckmckvkdkec BANG BANG BANG ocmckdkckdf”

“…why hasn’t their hair fallen out yet jfc”

“MY GROUP IS ON TWITTER WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GOOGLE TRANSLATE APP”

“he. Speaks. English??!?!?!?!!”

“What did I do to deserve such pain..”

“So kpopmart or kpoptown which is more trustworthy”

“WHATS SLEEP FOCKDKCKKDCJW FIREEEEEEE OH WEA WOOO”

“Anyunghesayo opppa” (omg I’m kidding)

“ITS 6am BUT GOT7 JUST UPLOADED A MV”

“you’re fucking legs are so thick jfc”

“WHAT HIGHLIGHTER IS THAT MY GOD”

“There’s so many ships it’s blocking the fucking ocean”

“His eye brows are so much better than mine”

“HIS SKIN IS SO FUCKING CLEAR”

“THEY ARE DANCING FUCK SO MANY TRUSTS”

“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MOM THEY ARENT JUST CHINESE”

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Please add more if you think of any!!!

Maybe some Kpop artists are not 100% straight and that is okay!

I don’t understand how some people get mad at the thought of their idol being gay. I mean there are a lot of idols. Odds are that some of them are not straight. I mean Sehun just said that he likes men!!! People have to face the fact that he could be gay or bi. Also why are people mad that kpop idols could be gay? Like your chances of dating them was very slim anyway and idols still loves their fans a ton regardless of their sexuality. Also, for me, they fact that a kpop idol could be gay just makes me love them more!!!!

How They React When You Ask Them To Eat You Out (BTS)

Requested by a sexy anon <3

Feel free to send in requests guys! I do Reactions, Preferences, Fake Texts, and Scenarios! Just tell me who you want, what you want, and how you want it! <3

*Don’t own the gifs yo* 

Author: Taebaby

NAMJOON: Mmm hmm, it’s dinner time. Namjoon would be ALLL FOR eatin you out, I’d bet mad money on it. He’d love the sounds you make and how he has to hold your hips down so you can’t squirm out of his grasp. Prob leave little singer shaped bruises on your thighs and hip, but you wouldn’t care

YOONGI: He’d be a little surprised by your forwardness at first, but I’m sure he’s really like the fact that you feel comfortable enough that you can tell him what you want like that. As for actually doing it, I feel like he might’ve been waiting and wanting for this day to come for a long time (thank jesus for his mouth and them rhymes he spit, mixtape anyone?)

HOSEOK: Oh yes, honey, he’d prob be the one to ask you himself. He’s the type to just dive in and drown in you.He’d absolutely love looking up at your face and watching the expressions and pleasure take over you. He would get hard just thinking about it (I know y’all like this gif)

SEOKJIN: He might be kinda flustered and feel bad a bit that he hadn’t thought to offer it to you, since you’d gone down on him many times. He would certainly make up for it in intensity though. He wouldn’t let you off the bed until you were crying and your legs were shaking.

JIMIN: Ohh his cheeks would get so rosy, you would think he got slapped. Though it made him a tiny bit shy and he may question his ability a bit, it would turn him on so fast and immediately indulge you in your request

TAEHYUNG: 1000000027693% confident in his mouth, like how could anyone be like this. He’d prob drop his face right between your legs right then and there (depending on where you were, not totally banning public places here). He’d have you shaking and screaming his name within minutes.

JUNGKOOK: The question would knock him off balance for a sec for sure, not knowing quite how to respond to it. He was shy enough when you had offered to blow him the first time, so this would certainly make his little cheeks burn. He’d think about how good it felt to him and how much pleasure he could give you with just his mouth. He’d act all casual when agreeing, but he’d already be fully hard and super excited to try his hand at it (or should I say, tongue?)

(y’all makin me thirsty here)