g:hp

you know what kills me, what really haunts my deepest darkest dreams? harry using lumos at privet drive in prisoner of azkaban to do his homework. WARNER BROTHERS! Harry Potter WAS NOT ALLOWED TO DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. THAT’S WHY HE RAN AWAY AFTER BLOWING UP HIS FUCKING AUNT. Do you understand the MAJOR continuity problem in your adaptation of this billion-dollar book series? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

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Draco: Sure you can manage that broom, Potter? Harry: Yeah, reckon so Draco: Got plenty of special features, hasn’t it? Shame it doesn’t come with a parachute-in case you get too near a Dementor. (Crabbe and Goyle sniggered) Harry: Pity you can’t attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you.[x]

okay okay hear me out
disabled muggleborns turning up at Hogwarts and all the purebloods are like ‘what omg why are you in that chair/why do you speak with your hands/why is one of your arms plastic’ etc
and then the muggleborns explain that they’re disabled and then everyone’s telling them that the wizarding world has a cure and 'YOU CAN WALK/HEAR/SEE AGAIN!!!!!!’ but they don’t want to
instead they make wheelchairs friggin awesome with levitation spells
and spells that translate BSL for the people who don’t know it
and they make the paintings help blind students in the corridors
basically
DISABLED MUGGLEBORNS WHO USE MAGIC TO HELP THEM BUT ARENT FRIGGING CURED

Draco Malfoy Dirty Imagine: Wedding Night (Requested by Anon)

Imagine…

It was your wedding night, and it was finally here. You and Draco had dreamed about this night since you first told each other you loved each other. When he proposed to you after the war, the two of you practically spent every second of every day planning the entire thing, right down to what the color the room and the tables would be. 

After spending six long months planning and nitpicking at every single little detail of your wedding, it had finally came. The ceremony was perfect and the reception was everything you and Draco wanted it to be and more. So now here you two were, in a beach house Draco had bought for you in the Bahamas for your honeymoon. 

Draco unlocked the door with you in his arms bridal style (obviously) and rushed you inside so you could see the beach house in all of its romantic glory.

You gaped in awe as he set you down and quickly walked back outside to bring both of your luggage inside. When Draco walked back in with the suitcases, you were still greatly admiring your beach house.

It was truly beautiful. The house was very open and spacious and the vibe it gave out was calming and peaceful. 

You looked around the house, quickly surveying the kitchen and living room space, before finally making your way to the bedroom.

Your eyes flooded with shock and awe as they took in the sight before you. There was a large sliding glass door next to the bed, which overlooked the beach through the back porch. The moon shone through the room and gave off a dim glow on the porch. The lights were dimmed just enough so that the room gave off a warm, romantic atmosphere. The room itself smelled like vanilla. 

Draco slowly walked in behind you with his dress shirt unbuttoned and his tie draped over the TV in the room. He was smiling at you lovingly. If anyone asked him what he thought the most beautiful sight in the world was, he would say it was you in your wedding gown. You gave off a certain glow that made you look ethereal, like an angel.  Though your hair was falling out slightly from the up-do you were wearing and your back was covered with a light layer of sweat from the plane ride, he wouldn’t even notice those things because in your eyes, you were absolutely perfect.

He watched you as you sat down on the bed, feeling your fingers run across the silk sheets and the fluffy pillows. 

“Like it?” Draco asked from the doorway, his arms crossed and a smile on his face. 

You shot your head over to his and smiled widely. 

“I love it.” you replied in a giddy voice. 

He cleared his throat nervously. “Good.”

Draco slowly walked over to you and took your hands, gently pulling you to your feet and bringing you into his arms.

His forehead softly leaned against yours and you folded into his arms, leaning into his touch. 

Draco closed his eyes and swayed the two of you back and forth.

“God, I love you.” he whispered. 

You smiled and softly pecked his lips. “I love you more.”

Draco opened his eyes and looked at you softly. His eyes were a shining grey now, and they stared at you with all the love in the world. 

Suddenly, Draco kissed you softly. His lips were smooth against yours and his hands found their way to the back of your flowing wedding dress, his fingers toying with the zipper.

“I want to make love to you.” he murmured into your mouth.

You gasped lightly in his mouth and pulled on his shirt, bringing him closer to you. 

“Do it.” you mumbled back.

Draco’s grip tightened on you as he pulled the zipper of your dress down slowly, the fabric falling to your ankles in an instant. 

You weren’t wearing a bra underneath your dress, seeing as how the type of dress you wore called for you going bra-less. So all you were in was your underwear.

Draco gasped when he felt your bare back and let out a soft moan as he pulled you tighter into his chest, your bare breasts pressing up against him.

Your delicate hands slowly pushed his dress shirt off of his body, sending it falling to the floor just like your dress. Within a matter of seconds, Draco had pushed you onto the bed and under the covers. 

His strong, masculine body hovered over you. You surveyed his body, running your hands down his chiseled torso and lightly squeezing the muscle on his shoulders. Your hands ran down his biceps and forearms, only to run back up again and stop on his biceps, your breathing accelerating when you felt the muscles in biceps tense. 

You looked back into his eyes, they were staring down at you with so much love, you thought you’d burst.

You kept eye contact with him as your fingers trailed down to his jeans, unbuttoning his pants and pushing them down slowly, taking his boxers with them. 

Draco leaned down to kiss you passionately and gently bit on your lip, allowing him entrance and letting him snake his gentle tongue inside. 

He pressed down against you and you could feel his erection pressing against your thigh as his fingers moved to pull your white lace panties down, revealing your wet core. 

You took his head in your hands and pulled him closer to you as he grinded down onto your bare core, emitting a soft moan from your mouth.

Draco smiled into your mouth and pulled away so he could position himself at your entrance.

The tip of the head went in slightly, making you bite your lip and grasp onto Draco’s biceps tighter.

“Ready baby?” he asked huskily.

“Love me, Draco.” you almost moaned out. Lord knows he didn’t need to be asked twice. 

Draco slowly pushed inside of you and started thrusting at a fair pace, making you let out a moan and fall your head back against the pillows.

Draco’s breathing started to come out in heavy pants as he thrusted faster and intertwined your hands with his. 

Your hips thrusted up to meet his as he ducked down and sloppily kissed you on the chest and neck, sucking on your soft spots whenever he could in a sort of daze. 

Your hands tugged at the blonde strands in his hair, making him groan against your chest. 

He thrusted even harder and found your g-spot. Your back arched into his touch and your nails started digging into his shoulder blades, making his back shiver under your touch.

Draco connected his lips with yours again and kissed you passionately.

“Oh God.” Draco groaned into your mouth. “I lo- I love you so much. Augh, fuck.”

He broke away to squeeze his eyes shut and pant at the feeling of your walls clenching around him.

 "I love you too Draco.“ you moaned out, slowly raking lines down his back. 

"Christ, you’re big.” you moaned again, taking your bottom lip in your teeth.

Draco moaned loudly as your hips rocked together at maximum power. Both of your orgasms were starting to come to a climax.

Draco sloppily kissed you on the mouth and leaned his forehead on yours.

“Gonna come.” he muttered breathlessly.

You could only nod quickly and whimper as he pounded into you relentlessly. 

Finally, you managed to utter out one word. “Together.”

Draco nodded and counted down from three under his breath. When he reached one, both of you came at the same time and moaned loudly as your highs were finally released. 

Draco slowly pulled out of you and rolled over onto the bed, staring up at the ceiling and panting. 

You regained your breath after a few seconds and smiled brightly. This night couldn’t have gotten any better.

Draco looked over and stared at you for a few seconds. Though the dim lights in the room provided some light, the moon shone lightly on your face. It made you look even more beautiful, and somehow Draco couldn’t believe he had you all to himself. 

Draco smiled to himself as he turned towards you and pulled you towards his chest, your sweaty bodies pressing against each other.

You blushed and leaned back into his chest and exhaled. His strong arms wrapped around you tightly and his embrace kept you safe and secure. He planted feathery kisses on your neck and soon became tired, nuzzling his face into your neck and falling asleep. 

But not before huskily whispering out an “I love you, (Y/N).”

You smiled and turned off the lights completely, relaxing in his arms and falling asleep as you muttered back, “I love you too, Draco.”

30 day Harry Potter challenge!

Day 1 - Favorite Book in the Series
Day 2 - Least Favorite Book in the Series
Day 3 - Favorite Character
Day 4 - Favorite Villain
Day 5 - Saddest Moment
Day 6 - Favorite Professor
Day 7 - Least Favorite Professor
Day 8 - Favorite Subject
Day 9 - Least Favorite Subject
Day 10 - Favorite Shop in Diagon Alley
Day 11 - Most Beautiful Character
Day 12 - Most Missed Dead Character
Day 13 - Favorite Book Cover
Day 14 - Favorite Tri-Wizard Tournament Challenge
Day 15 - Rate the Houses From Most to Least Favorite
Day 16 - Favorite Animagus
Day 17 - Favorite Unforgivable Curse
Day 18 - Favorite Horcrux
Day 19 - Favorite Deathly Hallow
Day 20 - Funniest Moment
Day 21 - Most Emotional Moment
Day 22 - Aspired Quidditch Position
Day 23 - Favorite Patronus
Day 24 - What You Think Your Patronus Would Be
Day 25 - Favorite Dursley
Day 26 - Favorite Wand
Day 27 - Favorite Magical Ability (Animagi Transformation, Metamorphmagi, Parselmouth, Flying, Seer, Appartion and Disapparition, Legilimency and Occlumency, Veela Charm, Magical Resistance)
Day 28 - Favorite Death Eather
Day 29 - Favorite Portrait
Day 30 - Favorite Spell

Harry Potter Dirty Imagine: Snogging at Night (Requested by Anon)

Imagine…

You were taking a walk around Hogwarts late at night when everyone had gone to sleep. Honestly, you couldn’t sleep yourself and the only thing you could think of doing that wouldn’t drive you crazy would be to get up, walk around the castle, and hopefully not get caught.

You never got caught, but instead you found someone sitting outside by the lake. He was staring at the water, watching the water ripple slightly and the moon reflect its glow on it. 

It was Harry.

He was sitting on the grass with his hair tousled and his pajamas crinkled and slightly dirty from the area he was sitting on. 

You smiled and walked over to him, plopping yourself down next to him which caused him to jump.

You giggled. “Harry, relax. It’s just me.”

Harry stared at you and exhaled a sigh of relief before draping an arm around your shoulders and kissing your forehead, causing you to giggle again.

“You shouldn’t scare me like that.” he murmured with his face inches from yours.

You smiled and bit your lip. “Sorry babe.”

He chuckled and shook his head as he brought you in for another kiss. Your lips connected softly with his and he pulled away before pecking your lips one more time. Harry moved his head to look out over the water. You took this as an opportunity to lean your head on his shoulder, inhaling his musky scent. 

“Why are you out here?” you asked softly.

Harry sighed. “Couldn’t sleep.”

You smiled lightly. “Same here.”

Harry turned to you and gave you another soft smile before kissing you again. This time, you cupped your cheek with your hand and pulled him closer to you. Harry squeezed his eyes shut and kissed you back harder, prying your mouth open with his tongue. You gladly let him inside and Harry’s tongue explored your mouth, making your knees suddenly feel weak. 

You massaged his tongue with yours until he groaned in your mouth.

“Oh God." 

Harry pulled you closer to him, his large hands gripping your waist tightly as your legs were suddenly draped over his lap. One hand was holding you while the other hand was gripping your thigh with a tight embrace. 

Your fingers stroked his hair softly and your head tilted to the side to give Harry a better angle. 

You moaned lightly in his mouth and suddenly you could feel Harry’s hard on through his pajamas. 

You giggled and continued kissing him.

"Who made you this hard?” you asked with fake curiosity.

Harry held onto you tighter and groaned lightly in your mouth.

“You.”

You pulled away and bit your lip, pecking his lips twice. 

You stood up quickly and took his hand. 

“Come on.” you whispered as you led him back to the castle. 

“Where are we going?” he whispered back.

“Back to the tower. To take care of that.” you turned back. winking and gesturing to his hard-on momentarily before seeing a proud smile spread across his face. 

Once you two got back in the tower, Harry walked forward with you in his arms.

“You’re so beautiful.” he murmured while kissing your shoulder. 

You blushed and pulled away from him so you could discard your shirt and your pajama shorts, quickly kicking them to the side. You had on nothing underneath.

Harry widened his eyes but quickly laughed and shook his head at you.

“I really shouldn’t have expected any less.”

You giggled as he took off his shirt and pants and tossed them to the side. In one swift move, he had you under him. Surprisingly, the fire in the common room was still roaring with intensity; it gave off a beautiful orange glow in the room and it warmed the both of you up nicely. 

Harry looked at you and smiled widely. 

“God, I’m so lucky to have you.” he whispered as he dove down and kissed you again, his erection pressing itself against your thigh. 

Your arms wrapped themselves around his neck, your hands automatically went to his hair. Your fingers tangled themselves in the brown locks and tugged on it every once in a while.

After about a minute, Harry finally positioned himself at your entrance. 

“We have to be quiet, okay?” Harry whispered.

You giggled and nodded your head, ready to take in his thick length.

Harry slowly pushed into you and once he was all the way in, he started thrusting at a slow pace.

You let out a sigh and closed your eyes, your head landing on the cushions as Harry attacked your neck and left love bites and made his way down to your chest. He placed sloppy kisses on them and groaned quietly into your chest. 

Your hands gripped his shoulders and you dug your nails into the skin, making Harry go faster. 

“Oh God, Harry.” you whispered breathlessly. Harry kissed you passionately again, making your hands move to his back and dig your fingers in the shoulder blades. 

After thrusting in and out of you for a good while, Harry finally found your g-spot, making you pull away and moan loudly. 

Harry pressed his hand against your mouth.

“We have to be quiet, remember?” Harry asked, smirking.

He lifted his hand off of your mouth and you moaned again. 

“Can’t do that with your size.” you moaned breathlessly, smirking back.

Harry kissed you again and groaned into your mouth as he picked up the pace, hitting your g-spot with more force. Your nails started raking long, red lines down his back and he shuddered under the force of your nails and how good you felt when he was inside you.

“Auuugghh…” Harry groaned, “You’re so tight (Y/N).”

You nodded and rocked your hips together with his.

“I’m al-almost there…” you whispered.

Harry nodded. “Me too.”

“Oh God. I’m gon- I’m gonna come.” Harry moaned against your chest, his moans sending vibrations in your body.

Harry suddenly came into you and surprisingly, you came just at the same time as he did. Harry groaned loudly before slowing his thrusts down to a stop and pulling out of you. 

Harry panted as he laid back against the couch, his gaze to the ceiling.

“Wow.” he panted out.

“I know.” you panted back.

After a few minutes, the both of you got up and hurriedly put your clothes on. When the two of you kissed each other goodnight, you hurried up the stairs to your rooms and finally fell asleep.

The next day came as a big surprise to you, however.

You and Harry were on your way to breakfast. Just as you were about to sit down, Hermione and Ron saw the two of you and started giggling like crazy.

You and Harry gave each other an amused look as you sat down.

“Something wrong?” Harry asked politely.

“Erm…” Hermione started out, obviously trying to find the right words. 

“Well, uh, last night… we, er-”

“We heard you two having sex!” Ron whispered shouted next to Harry and started laughing again.

Harry turned to you and shook his head.

“I told you not to moan so loudly.” he said, chuckling.

You shrugged. “Not my fault you’re good at it.”  you said before taking a sip of pumpkin juice.

“Wait a second.” Hermione interrupted, clearly confused. “Hold on. Isn’t this the first time you two have had sex?”

You and Harry gave each other a confused look before turning back to Hermione.

“No…” you said with an eyebrow raised.

“So you’re dating.” Ron interjected from the table, a clear smile on his face.

“Yeah…” Harry said, looking over to Ron.

Hermione and Ron smiled and squealed in glee as they high-fived each other, pushing you two aside to slap hands.

“We’ve been waiting for you to date for so long!” Hermione said excitedly, “Now you finally are!”

You and Harry exchanged yet another confused look as you looked back and forth between Hermione and Ron.

“Hermione, we’ve been dating.” you said with a kind of “duh” smile on your face.

She widened her eyes. 

“You have?! Since when?”

“For a while.” Harry added, smiling along with you, “Didn’t you guys know?”

Ron looked flabbergasted as he locked eyes with Hermione.

“Well this explains a lot.” he muttered while taking a sausage off of Harry’s plate and eating it. 

“You guys didn’t know? We thought you knew!” you responded incredulously.

“You never said anything to us!” she said.

“Yes we did.” you and Harry said at the same time.

“Remember that night after the DA meeting when I told you guys we had feelings for each other?”

The memory quickly flooded Hermione and Ron’s minds.

“Ohhhhhh.” they both said in usion, mentally facepalming themselves.

“To be fair, we were both really tired. All we heard was that you liked Harry and that was it.” Hermione grinned sheepishly.

Harry shrugged and took a bite of his food. “Well now you know!" 

…I think Draco would be very gifted in Occlumency, unlike Harry. Harry’s problem with it was always that his emotions were too near the surface and that he is in some ways too damaged. But he’s also very in touch with his feelings about what’s happened to him. He’s not repressed, he’s quite honest about facing them, and he couldn’t suppress them, he couldn’t suppress these memories. But I thought of Draco as someone who is very capable of compartmentalizing his life and his emotions, and always has done. So he’s shut down his pity, enabling him to bully effectively. He’s shut down compassion — how else would you become a Death Eater? So he suppresses virtually all of the good side of himself.
—  J.K. Rowling (during a MuggleNet interview)