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Just cause there’s like this recipe structure in place that tells you what you want is a granny smith apple, I don’t know, maybe you go to college and you decide you want to experiment with like the fuji apples for a little bit. And maybe when you take a couple bites out of the fuji apple who was nothing but good to you, you decide you want to leave. Like, thats cool! That’s a thing! That’s ok! You just eat the core out of that fuji apple, you take its heart, and you leave! Long story short, eat whatever apples you want; just remember apples have feeling you cunt bitch!
—  Hannah Hart, MDK Holiday (X)

anonymous asked:

What if Jason found a half dead kitten on the street and nursed it back to health?

Jason and a kitten, yessss!!!!! (im on mobile sorry for everything.)

He finds the kitten in an alley while he’s getting some dinner because he’s too tired to cook. He crouches down to look at the tiny, scruffy kitten on the dirty ground, lying on their sides, meowing softly.


Jason stops. Of course he stops. The kitten is thin and obviously hasn’t eaten anything filling in a while and Jason should leave the kitten or find an animal shelter but the kitten purrs and Jason isn’t strong enough to leave them to die.


He gets some towels when he arrives at home so the kitten will be warm and comfortable. Jason goes online and reads some sites how to nurse back a kitten to health because he knows jack shit about how to take care of an animal. He buys everything the kitten might need because his money might go to worse places than this.


It takes weeks before the kitten can walk around more than ten minutes.


Things that definitely happens after Fangs (yes, that’s her name) is up and healthy:


Fangs finding Jason’s chest the most comfortable place to sleep and Jason doesn’t move so he doesn’t wake her up. Damn his good heart.

Fangs snuggling to Jason’s neck when he’s laying down and then walking over him and Jason phones rings and Fangs steps on his face and yes, cat hair in his mouth. Nice.

Fangs hissing when there are strangers in Jason’s apartment. So like the first time Duke comes over, Fangs hisses at him from the table and–

“Wow, dude, why is she looking at me like she wants to kill me?”

“Huh, yeah that sounds pretty serious. Don’t worry I will protect you.”

“Har-har-har. Why do you even have a cat?”

“She blackmailed me to take care of her. She’s dangerous.”

“You’re a dork, oh my god.”


Ok, but Jay waking up from a nightmare and Fangs just snuggling closer and licks his face and “yes okay thank you cat but that’s not comfortable at all.”

Jason trying to let her go after she recovers and he opens his window and everything but she just stays on his bed and meows. “Yeah, I wouldn’t leave either.”

doodleshorty  asked:

Hi! I know I've asked before haha but I'm gonna ask again because maybe you'll notice it in the sea of messages. But I really would love if you could draw a girl with acne? I struggle really bad and kids at school remind me everyday. But you draw your girls so beautiful and I thought maybe you could make acne be seen as beautiful and not terrible. I Love you and your artwork💗💫 and if you do draw it maybe you could put stars in the eyes? I love you!! THANK YOU!!

here’s my oc anya who has a lot of acne and is still amazing!!! acne is completely normal and im sure you’re a wonderful person!! take care <3

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So I looked back on my old account on Scratch.mit.edu and rediscovered the password to it… anddd well, heres my old Sonas. I remember the fox thing was called ‘Hidden Heax’ or… something and the guy was ‘Hidden-Heart’. He was a lot more feminine back in 2009 though.

If ya interested, my account on it was litterally called ‘Hidden-Heart’ and its full of 10 year old… things (i cant bring myself to call them animations). So ya! Old sona old sona!