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anonymous asked:

DA:I Companions and advisers react to an Inquisitor who has a pet parrot? One that likes to perch on the Inky's shoulder and repeats swearwords that it hears from other people.

Cassandra: She was irritated by the bird because all it did for the days while the Herald was unconscious was squawk incessantly at anyone who it didn’t recognize and perch on the Herald, trying in vain to wake their beloved. Still, she doesn’t comment, because when the Herald is finally out and about, so is the bird, who brings them comfort. The parrot ends up growing on her, slowly but surely, though the first few times it perches on her, she freezes and is unsure of what to do.

Iron Bull: The parrot loves his horns as perches. “Alright, you little shit factory,” he says, amused, “you can sit up there all you like, long as you don’t mistake my head for a latrine.” The bird often bluntly asks for food if he’s eating nuts, and he argues with them before grumbling and giving in, much to the bird’s delight.

Blackwall: He’s never gotten up close to one before, and he’s not sure how to react. He just stares until the parrot starts talking to him, and he blinks in surprise. He enjoys talking to the parrot, especially after his secret is revealed, because it’s not in the least concerned about it and will still talk to him readily, even if it seems nonsensical at times.

Sera: She loves the parrot. She loves playing with it and talking to it and trying to teach it words. The parrot decides they like her, and if the bird isn’t perched on the Herald and cuddling, the parrot’s perched on her or Bull or a few of the other party members. She spoils it.

Varric: He tries telling the parrot stories to see what will happen, and finds that the bird likes it, sometimes repeating phrases back at him– or just over and over again at random times, sometimes annoying Cassandra. Varric greatly approves.

Cole: “They know the words and what words mean more than people think. Side-stepping, dancing, the humans will call me pretty and ooh and ahh and give me treats, it’s all as easy as talking. They are happy because you love them and care for them and give them attention.” He smiles. “It is good.” The bird likes him because of how calm he can be, and he always seems to know where they want scritches.

Dorian: He’s seen a few magisters with them, often neglected and sad once the owners tire of the novelty, so it pleases him to see the happy, well-kept and stimulated bird, who he enjoys having conversations with. He’ll bounce his theories and theorems off of the bird, who’s just happy to talk with him. “You are quite beautiful,” he says wryly one day, “but not as much as me.” This offends the bird, and it shocks him when it says ‘fuck you.’ “Did you learn that, by chance, from Sera?” he asks dryly. “No matter. There’s no need to ruffle your feathers over the matter. We can both be pretty.”

Solas: Parrots fascinate him, he discovers. He tries holding conversations with the bird to see how far its intelligence goes, and is pleased. He almost considers talking with the bird about his internal problems, but quickly decides against it, despite how nice it would be to have an outlet– don’t need a bird outing a wolf.

Vivienne: Like Dorian, she’s seen nobles who get the birds, get bored of them, and neglect them. While she’s not all that into keeping pets, she can at least admire how well the bird is kept– a parrot is a living creature, and deserves respect. Her nose wrinkles when she sees anyone in the party trying to teach it swear words, and she hopes it never repeats these words at any nobles. “Don’t repeat that, Darling.” she says dryly to the parrot as Sera tries to teach it new words.

Josephine: She thinks it’s adorable, up until it starts cursing at Roderick and Marquis DuRellion. Then she spends time looking for the best animal trainer to somehow get the bird to stop saying those inappropriate words. Sometimes the bird hums a tune, though, and it makes her calm down a little.

Leliana: If no one’s looking or in earshot, she’ll consider busting out the lute and singing a song to the bird, just to watch it dance and revel in the sound of music. Birds listen and enjoy music much like humans do, and she finds a little solace in interacting with the parrot. She compliments the Herald on their companion and their care of the parrot.

Cullen: He’s honestly surprised it survived all of this nonsense, and while he initially voices a bit of concern about the bird’s safety, the bird pitches such a fit when separated from their owner for extended periods of time that he lets it go. At one point, when he’s having a particularly bad headache from lyrium withdrawal, the parrot finds him and sits on his shoulder, puffing up and cuddling against his head, gently trying to kiss his head and groom his hair. The company is welcome.


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Honestly I am tired of elves and how I’m constantly told that elves are the only relevant race of Dragon Age.
The last time I looked the game was not called Elf Age.
I really am praying there is content on the Kal-Sharok Dwarves in the next game.
I want to see Tal-Vashoth who are NOT these blood thirsty monsters they are made out to be. How about a nice village where they DO NOT follow the Qun and just want to LIVE THEIR LIFE??
I even WANT a human COMMONER origin.
If there is a city elf origin great. I will even play it but right now I am just tired.

Mod Note:

Hey Confessor. No worries. Your Confession is fine.  And I did check when doing this confession. You spelled Kal-Sharok Correct!! :-)

am i the only one that doesn’t like this trend of making dalish elves completely oblivious to the chantry?
its like they want them to look like “savages” that don’t know anything about the world outside their culture, when im pretty sure dalish would be hyperaware of the chantry?
shit like not knowing what a divine is when she sent an exalted march to wipe them out, or not knowing who andraste is when she is literally the only human figure they respect since they allied with her to free themselves
i understand the dalish being confused by human culture, thats totes okay n pretty normal i believe, but it rubs me the wrong way when you talk about them going all “whats an andraste it sounds like a nasty ass disease” or “what is a divine”
like they’re stupid or something


Audra Adaar - The exaggerated rumors

Why would you look at that, I didn’t think I would ever draw a hornier Audra then her usual self, but I was mistaken! xD

Remember in Awakening, where the wardens reputation precedes them? ‘’Aren’t you supposed to be ten feet tall with lightning shooting out of your eyes?’’

I imagine that all they hear and share is:
‘’She’s so tall!’’
‘’Have you heard, the inquisitor is an ox-man!’’ [dramatic gasp]
‘’I hear she has demonic eyes! Pitch black with glowing irises!’‘
‘’Rumor has it the Inquisitor has SIX sets of horns.’‘
‘‘Really? I heard she has two sets.’‘
‘‘They say her face is covered in that dreadful war paint of the ox-mens.’‘
‘‘I’ve heard she has broader shoulders then any human man!’‘

I tried to keep it somewhat unfocused, as you will only have a vague image in your head about someone from rumors.

Poke @mindtrove :3

  • Dorian: We found elves, living ancient elves, at the Temple of Mythal. Does that bother you, Solas?
  • Solas: I’m pleased we were not forced to kill them, if that’s what you mean.
  • Dorian: I mean them being there at all. Thousands of years later, and they live.
  • Dorian: There could be others, in ruins we haven’t yet discovered. Shouldn’t we be looking for them?
  • Solas: Perhaps Abelas will do that.
  • Dorian: Hmm. I wonder if that’s a good thing?

I swear this is what Solas meant when he told Abelas “There are other places, other duites.” There are ancient elves hiding somewhere in Thedas and Solas knows that!

You cannot convince me Abelas isn’t working for Fen’Harel after the Temple of Mythal. You can’t.