Fail Pick up lines by Dean Winchester.
  • Dean:Hey Cas! did it hurts when you fell from heaven? Cause you are an angel!
  • Cas:I know I'm an angel, Dean... I don't get the point.
  • Dean:...
  • Dean:Cas,Let's play titanic?
  • Cas:?
  • Dean:You'll be the ocean and I'll go down on you.
  • Cas:Dean, this isn't funny. People died when the ship sank.
  • Dean:...
  • Dean:I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine seems to have been stolen.
  • Cas:How you could be alive without a heart?
  • Dean:...
  • Dean:Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.
  • Cas:I still don't get it.
  • Dean:My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her right?
  • Cas:...
  • Dean:...
  • Mary:...
  • Sam:Not surprised
  • Dean:Is Your Dad a Preacher? Cause Boy You’re A Blessing.
  • Cas:My dad is God and you know him.
  • Dean:You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
  • Cas:...
  • Crowley:...
  • Dean:Where do you hide your wings?
  • Cas:'Inside' my vessel.
  • Dean:Forget it
  • Dean:When God made you, he was showing off.
  • Cas:Actually God don't...

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Title: Cars and other problems

Summary:  Dean and You are fighting when the impala has a popped tire leaving you in the middle on nowhere for the night

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Word count: 874

Warnings: Angst, Some low key swearing, Fluff, implied smut

A/N: Hullo! This is just something I came up with I hope you enjoy!

“I just don’t see why its my fault!” You yell, whacking the dashboard in frustration. Earlier that day you, Dean and Sam had been on a hunt roughly 100 miles from the bunker when the car got broken into and all of the resources (guns, holy water ect.) had been stolen; you and Dean were driving back to the bunker to reload supplies while Sammy pieced together the hunt.

“You were the last one out of the car!” Dean shouts gruffly not taking his angry gaze off the road. You scoff loudly “you had the freaking keys!” Your voice raises slightly. “You where the one who forgot to lock it!!!” Deans shout shakes your body his gaze still not moving. “Why do you blame everything on me!” You yell crossing your arms in a childish stance. “Maybe its because every stupid thing you do is wrong-” Dean is interrupted by you as the fight gets heated. “Well… Maybe you’re just projecting onto me- just because daddy’s little solider did everything wrong doesn’t mean other people do!!!” Your howler moving your arms in exasperation. Deans green eyes are still clear on the road, not once have they averted their stare. “I’m projecting! I’m projecting!?” He yells “Your just jealous because your parents never gave a shit enough to show up!” His voice echoes in your ears and silence fills the car.

About ten minutes later Dean speaks up his stare finally looking at you side on “Listen Y/N, I didn’t mean that, I’m sure they had a reason, I-I’m sorry” He stutters looking at your angry profile. You don’t answer keeping your gaze on the road. Deans looks back at the road quickly but then looks back at you “Y/N I really am-” He is stopped as you shout out seeing a large piece of metal debris on the road- its too late and the front wheels of the impala are impaled and the car swerves, the breaks screech and the impala come to a stop on the side of the road. You are both quiet for a while not moving or saying anything, Deans hand does not move from its protective stance in front of your torso. Deans gaze suddenly turns to you breaking out of the trance “You okay?” He moves his hand touching your shoulder, you nod, flinching away from his touch. He undoes his seat belt, opening the door and observing the door, his phone emerges from his pocket. “No service. You?” You break out of the daze grabbing your phone and receiving the same message as dean. You shake your head in response. “Son of a bitch” He whacks the roof of the car before getting back in. “The wheels are stuffed and I only have one spare. Nearest town is 20 miles, and that’d take days.” He mumbles.

“What do we do” You finally speak “we… we don’t have any weapons” Dean is quiet “do we have to stay here until someone drives past?” You turn and look at him. The tension could be cut with a knife. “There’s no way in hell we are splitting up, demons, werewolves, vampires, Scarecrows! I ain’t letting you meet up with any of them. We have two choices leave or stay.” You are both still silent, the lack of sound is unfamiliar and strange. “I think we should wait and see if another car comes past.” He says in false confidence “Ill fix one tire and wait for another car to come buy so we can borrow another” You nod watching as he opens the door “get some sleep”. He walks into the night grabbing the tool box hidden under the back seat and paying attention to the tire.

You curl up in your chair your heart beating fast, the urge to sleep has run away and you sulk in your thoughts. Why did you say that? You didn’t mean that, you loved him, he knew that right? But how could he shoot a blow that low. Your parents were a no go zone. You stayed in your thoughts unable to sleep when Dean got back into the car in the seat next to you. You sit up properly showing you are awake, You look at each other. “You shouldn’t have said that” You said not breaking eye contact. “I know” He states. “You shouldn’t blame me fore everything” you say. “I know he states. “You shouldn’t listen to anything I say” You say. “I know” He states laughing. “I didn’t mean to say those things” You say to him leaning you head in the nook of his arm as he puts it around you.  “Me too” He says kissing your forehead. You lean up, his lips finding yours his hand traveling to your waist.

 Both asleep in the back seat, legs tangled together when a knock comes on the window. You shoot up being the light sleeper that you are and see an older man outside.

“I noticed your wheel- I’ve got a spare if ya like- you can give me the cash” You nod slowly at him and Dean grunts groggily sitting up. He smiles at you, intertwining your hands and you know its all going to be okay again.

SPN Writing Challenge | profound-boning vs. tattooedsamoose/tattooedluci
prompt: picnic
pairings: destiel
word count: 940
tags: human!au, no supernatural, kid!fic, growing up together, everyone is alive and happy, samjess, original Winchester children, no angst, happy ending, PART TWO COMING SOON

The fireworks whizz, pop, crackle, and explode into the dark night sky.

Prior to the start of the show, Dean had boasted his bravery for all to hear.

“I’m 6 and a half now,” he’d said, puffing his little chest out. “I’m not afraid!”

“I know sweetheart.” Mary had affectionately replied. “Will you be ready to go soon? We don’t want to be late.”

Dean had rushed to find his second shoe and was the first to reach the door when the bell rang.

Now both the Winchester and the Novak families are sitting in the grass of the local park.

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Imagine falling asleep on Castiel in the impala:

(Reader is 4-5 years old) 

Your head fell, your eyes drooping. It was a long night and you and your older brothers Sam and Dean were bringing you home from the diner. It was nine, way past your bedtime and every few seconds you would yawn. 

The sound of wings filled the impala and Castiel appeared in the back, next to you. He smiles your way and you return it with a tired one. “ Whats up Cas? “ Dean asks looking in the review mirror at him. “ I wanted to check in on you, make sure everything was going all right. “ Cas says glancing over at you, watching you yawn. We were only getting dinner, “ Sam says smiling. Right when Cas was about to reply he felt something fall in his lab. He looks down seeing your head on his lap, asleep. He tilts his head, “ Is this normal, “ Cas asks looking over to Sam and Dean. Sam laughs, “ Yeah Cas, its pretty normal, “ 

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Dean × Cas -Plead the Fifth (Dean’s lullaby) by Angle Dove on YouTube Seriously guys this person has amazing edits of Supernatural, yall should check her out.

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