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  • Yuna: (Holding a broken coffee machine) Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • Chanmi: I did. I broke it.
  • Yuna: No. No, you didn’t. Mina?
  • Mina: Don’t look at me, look at Hyejeong.
  • Hyejeong: What?! I didn’t break it!
  • Mina: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  • Hyejeong: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Mina: Suspicious.
  • Hyejeong: No, it’s not!
  • Jimin: If it matters, probably not, but… Choa was the last one to use it.
  • Choa: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Jimin: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Choa: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jimin!
  • Mina: Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it.
  • Yuna: No. Who broke it?
  • Jimin: Yuna, Seolhyun’s been awfully quiet…
  • Seolhyun: Really?!
  • Jimin: Yeah, really!
  • Everyone: (yelling ensues)
  • {Later}
  • Yuna: [To a hidden camera] I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
MBTI types as parts of this really freaking weird dream I had the other night
  • I was eating my weetbix for breakfast in the school canteen after school: ISFJ, ENFJ, ENTP, INFP, ISTJ
  • Then there was this substitute teacher full-on making out with my French teacher: ISFP, INFJ, ESFJ
  • So I went to the bathroom, which had no toilets in it, but each cubicle was occupied by someone playing a drum kit (really loudly!): ESFP, ISTP, INTP, ENFP
  • I walked casually on through because this was all totally normal: INTJ, ENTJ, ESTJ, ESTP