Trying to listen to bedtime meditation tape
  • Recording: make sure you are ready to sleep
  • Me: I'm ready >closes eyes<
  • Recording: ensure you have taken necessary safety precautions before continuing
  • Me: >eyes fly wide open< safety precautions!? Oh my god! Have i left the iron on? Hair curlers? Candles? Gas? Is the door locked? Are there people hiding in the dark corners if my room? Somebody check the wardrobe! CHECK IT!
  • Well theres no way I'm sleeping now >goes on tumblr to document this<