Guided Home (George Washington x Reader)

Title: Guided Home

Pairing: George Washington x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 1436


Summary: You’re out late and a friend of, well, someone more than a friend, offers to walk you home and that’s when danger strikes.

Author’s Note: This is my very first Hamilton piece I have ever written, so yay. Also, I know some of this isn’t accurate with time periods and locations (you’ll understand), but this is fanfiction. Key word fragment: FICTION. That is all. Hope you like it!

Originally posted by playbill

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Guard Dog (Echofell Comic Dub)

It’s been a while! Glad to be back at these dubs again, a million apologies to my followers for being absent for so long~!

That being said, enjoy this dub of Echofell G~

Special thanks to the talented @eggpurin who voices both Frisk and the narrator! 

Thank you @casper-cat for letting me dub your comic~!

Also, keep in mind I’m always open for requests! Send me a message/ask if you have any recommendations of what we should dub~

My history crush is the great Herbert George “H. G.” Wells, dubbed a father of science fiction. Now I know what you’re thinking, he’s not much to look at - but c'mon, looks aren’t everything. This man was a serious stud. Read on…
Wells was a man ahead of his time in more ways than one. Living in a repressed age where sex wasn’t spoken about, he had a fondness for extramarital affairs, and was a tireless practitioner of ‘free love’ decades before free love became a thing. “I have done what I pleased,” H.G  Wells  once wrote, “so that every bit of sexual impulse in me has expressed itself. I am a very immoral person.” He had dreamed since adolescence, he later wrote, of encounters with “free, ambitious, self-reliant women who would mate with me and go their way.”
With the novelist Elizabeth von Arnim, he enjoyed such energetic sex with her that he broke the hotel bedframe twice.
Other conquests included Violet Hunt, Dorothy Richardson, Martha Gellhorn and Rosamund Bland. He also married twice.
In his 40s he had an affair with a 21 year old writer Rebecca West, who nicknamed him “Jaguar.” He also fathered a son during this relationship, the future writer Anthony West.
In later life he got involved with a Ukranian lady by the name of Moura, Baroness Budberg. She wrote that Wells’ body smelt of honey.
Wells was never abashed by the rumours that swirled around his private life, contending that “sex is as necessary as fresh air” and that “moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.”

Wells sort of predicted the Internet too, amongst other things such as nuclear weapons. Were he alive today I have a feeling he would be addicted to PornHub and Tinder.
Pass me a cigarette…

Imagine Washington ....

Calling Jefferson and Hamilton to a meeting to scold them for all their in-fighting.

He sits on one side of a table, and orders the two of them to take the two empty seats on the other.

And the entire time G-Dubs is giving them his “I’m not angry, just disappointed” lecture, Jefferson is tormenting Hamilton.

Spreading his legs apart under the table so his thigh brushes Hamilton’s. Fingers delicately tracing circles on Hamilton’s knee. Moving that hand up his leg, painstakingly slow, pausing to gently squeeze, just hard enough for his nails to be felt scraping through the fabric of Alexander’s breeches. Upwards, inch by inch, gliding and groping, tantalizingly close to Hamilton’s cock but never quite- making contact.

Thomas clears his throat, leaning back in his chair so his erection is clearly visible when Hamilton glances over at the noise.

When Washington finally finishes his scolding, he looks at Alexander, noting his embarrassed flush, the discomfort he’s obviously trying to hide, and says gently-
“Don’t take it so hard, Alexander. Just, try to get along a little better, ok gentlemen?”

This ridiculous ficlet written entirely for the amusement of @telepathicnarwhal . Hope it cheers you up, friend.


Featuring the All-Girl winners of World 2014 (Inspired by x)

My However-Many Pages of Writing To Make Sense Of

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Nah I’m really not. But I am rather confused and curious after seeing a shared post on my tumblr today (Oh tumblr, you bring out the armchair social revolutionary in all of us).

FEMALE SPACE MARINES. Or as I tend to call our friends in Power Armor “Speeeeezzzs Merrrrines.” Lately I have been hearing oh so much debate about the topic of the lack of female astartes in the FICTIONAL WORLD of 40k. Oh so many people seem to be butt hurt about this.

And honestly it confuses me. 

Now I’m going to go super hyper creative artist on you here and say this. First off I love it when people create their own damn shit in a fictional universe like 40k. If its minis or art, stories or just thought ideas, I prefer original over by the numbers (Notice how so much of my 40k art doesn’t have a lot of space marines face fisting orks?).  So fuck yes! I love it when people draw or model female space marines. Hell I loved it when a friend’s GF painted orks with hot pink skin and black leather armor! (take it from me, Orks actually look really fucking cool in pink skin!) 

That being said, this doesn’t seem to be enough…..for other people I mean. Yes, the cries to have G-Dub make female SMs a reality is something I constantly seem to be coming across. And, as per usual it comes in two groups. First, the people who want it cause they already make it, and like to see shit made official (Oh if only it where so easy!) and the second and more loud and prominent group, the “This is in the name of diversity and equal representation!” crowd.

Well? Can some one explain all that to me? I mean…whose not getting represented here? How are the ladies in the grimdark not being represented? 

First off they comprise 2 armies in the world of 40k and 1 in the world of Necromunda,(Sisters of battle/silence, and house Escher) that are GIRLS CLUB ONLY! Like…seriously, men can’t join. By the lore!

And then moving on to multi gender armies we see Eldar, Dark Eldar, Tau, Inquisition and Guard all having the ladies in Uniform (or armor) in their ranks.

So…yeah, Space Marines are by fluff men only (The Emperor tried with both genders and couldn’t get it to work) yadda yadda yadda. Its still a fictional game by the way, not a political spectrum.

So…2 40k armies vs 1 plus 5 multi gender ones in the “FICTIONAL WORLD GENDER WAR” and we are saying there isn’t equal representation.

TELL ME WHY? Seriously tell me, I want to know. Why? What am I missing?

Real life is one thing, but in fantasy situations…

Where are the folks who love when giants DON’T get consent from their tinies? Giants who fuck with their tinies? Giants who make death threats? Giants who act like the unstoppable forces of nature that they are? Giants who like to cause harm? Who get off on watching their tinies squirming, or watching them gasp in pain? Who love being feared?

Reblog if you’re a fan of G/t dub-con or non-con~