-glaring at Chanyeol and Baekhyun from afar- Stupid Chanyeol. Look at him with his ridiculous pointy, large ears. Laughing probably at an even more ridiculous joke Baekhyun probably told him. So stupid, so uncultured....And yet....
-Looks around to make sure no one is watching him-
And yet, I love him! Oh, Chanyeol! My beautiful elf god with your bright smile and baritone laughter, Oh how I love thee. My darling Chanyeol, how I wish I could tell you jokes worthy of your sweet laughter and let it tremble through my soul. Oh, Chanyeol! My love! My-