g mikee

Drunk Mike Headcannons

decided to do a companion to my drunk stan hcs (with lots of help from @richiietozierr) theres lots more than the stan ones lol

-asks really stupid deep questions like ‘do you think sheep want to walk on the moon
-tries to get people to give him stupid dares to do
-nobody does because he’ll actually do them
-Ben once dared him to chug six raw eggs and he did and then puked in Richie’s lap
-no more dares for Mike
-carries Eddie around everywhere (Cue Stan crying in the b/g bc Mike won’t give him a piggyback)
-only carries Eddie around to annoy Stan bc he thinks its cute
-goes stargazing and keeps thinking planes are moving stars and claims he sees a UFO at least every two minutes
- he’s lying in the backyard and just picks some grass and eats it, claiming it tastes like lettuce
-tries to do the dirty dancing lift with Bill and it just ends with them on the floor in so much pain
-after the failed lift, he rocks out to thriller with no shame
-decides he wants to kiss both Ben and Bev (accidentally outing himself in the process and Bev and Ben are super flattered) 
-Bev is totally up for a kiss but it’s Mike’s first kiss and he’s blushing so hard and Bev reassures him and tells him she loves him bc she wants his first kiss to be with someone who loves him and not someone who’ll use him
-He lets Richie pierce his ears while Eddie complains in the background bc ‘DO U KNOW HOW UNSANITARY THAT IS’ (eddie’s just jealous bc he wants Richie’s attention all to himself)
- at the end of the night he tells everyone he’s going to bed and just straight up passes out, usually face down in the dirt (once on Bill)
-the first time he drank he was such a lightweight and was just dancing around telling Stan how much he loves his curly hair bc its reminds him of curly pigs tails
-and he tells everyone how much he loves them and gives them all forehead kisses

dear evan hansen sky high au

the wonderful @galaticpanda and I spent the past few days brainstorming this

inspired by this les mis fic where les amis were all at Sky High


  • has the power to make plants grow anywhere
  • of course, his favorite type of plant to grow is trees
  • has a ton of little flowers and flowerpots growing in his room
  • gets too nervous going up to show his power so he ends up getting picked to be sidekick
  • doesn’t want to use it to harm people
  • let him grow his trees in peace
  • grows little bonsai trees and stuff when he gets anxious to calm himself down
  • when he goes full on panic attack things start to grow on him uncontrollably
  • always has twigs and leaves and petals in his hair. The other four are always pulling them out but he is never plant-free for long
  • connor thinks he looks adorable
  • leaves little flowers for people when he can tell they’re hurting
  • largely linked to his feelings/emotions
  • spends the night at connor’s or something and they wake up to a little rainforest 


  • power: invisibility
  • when he and zoe were younger, they’d play hide and seek and he’d always play little cute tricks on her by disappearing so she can’t find him
  • goes into his room and turns invisible when he wants to be alone
  • or when he doesn’t want people to see him at school
  • mainly uses it to avoid social situations
  • gets picked as hero because his power is useful, but he hates having that much pressure on him so he doesn’t try very hard
  • also turns invisible when he’s embarrassed, so when he starts liking evan he disappears whenever evan looks at him
  • evan thinks it’s because connor doesn’t like him, but later on he realizes that it’s actually because he does
  • of course when evan realizes this he makes a little bouquet of flowers for connor and there’s blushing all around (connor turned invisible for a solid hour)
  • when he doesn’t want to talk to his parents he uses his invisibility to make them think he left his house


  • technopath/computer genius
  • everyone expected it because of how good he was with computers
  • initially chosen as hero, but moved to sidekick after 2 days
  • he got demoted because he reprogrammed the school intercoms to say nothing but the word “kinky” on repeat for an entire day
  • the professors couldn’t do anything about it. the only thing they could do was make him a sidekick as a punishment
  • jared doesn’t really care. sometimes he makes the teachers’ computers flash obscenities to make evan laugh
  • they first find out about his power after connor throws the printer at the teacher and jared just walks over there and fixes it like it’s nothing
  • he’d fixed all of his robot toys at home so that they could move on their own and do other awesome things
  • still loves video games
  • his and evan’s personalities/powers clash, but in a good way


  • everyone thinks it has to do with music bc she can just play any instrument that she picks up
  • she just goes with it. doesn’t say much when they make fun of it or anything 
  • one day the murphys are camping and realize that no one knows how to start a fire so she just casually uses her powers to make one
  • she’s actually a pyro and they all freak out a bit
  • cue all the “zoe is hot” jokes
  • evan kinda realizes that this must mean that she’s actually just musically talented on her own
  • she gets picked to be a hero and she loves learning to use her powers
  • she’s the only person connor won’t mess with because he knows how much power she has
  • she and connor often refer to themselves as supergirl and the invisible boy


  • superintelligence/telepathy
  • this one’s no surprise to her or her family
  • she was obviously intelligent from a young age 
  • chosen as a hero, for obvious reasons
  • she knows the answers to questions before they’re even asked, so everyone originally assumes she can see into the future
  • in reality, her telepathy allows her to read minds so she already knows what they’re gonna ask
  • however, she also hears all the snide comments everyone makes/thinks about her
  • she has trouble filtering what’s said and what’s thought so she thinks of a lot of people as friends
  • she forgets who actually confides in her
  • she knows more about some people than they know about themselves
  • that’s why she said that she was friends with connor
  • she can hear his dark cloud of negative thoughts from classrooms away
  • she also knows about evan and his insecurities
  • when someone is having a particularly bad day she’ll sorta sneak positive thoughts into their heads like how evan leaves flowers for people