one more bullshit iwaoi thing because iwaizumi should not exist as he is a paradoxical combination of world destroyingly cynical but also a closet fucking romantic

so they sit down and have fucking lame ass date night together and oikawa jokingly suggest the corniest romance movie in the known universe and by the end of it oikawa’s just laughing his ass off like “OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER SEEN WHAHAHAHA” and iwaizumi just REARS HIS HEAD LIKE “SHUT THE HELL UP SHITTYKAWA tH EY LO FVED EACH OTHER” like frighteningly defensive of this CHARMING FEMALE LEAD AND HER ROMANCE STORY and saturday gets crazier and crazier from there