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How Tumblr Sees the Zodiac Signs
  • *not how I see them specifically just what box tumblr puts them in in general*
  • Aries: MADMADMAD RAGING ANGRY ALSO MURDERERS
  • Taurus: Lazy ass all I do is eat nomnom DOUGHNUTS
  • Gemini: TALK TOO MUCH WONT STOP TALKING ALSO SOCIAL AND DID I MENTION YOU CAN'T SHUT ME UP LIKE EVER LOL SORRY NOT SORRY
  • Cancer: Cwai cwai all the time my life is sad boohoo
  • Leo: Ferocious, big ego, also big hair
  • Virgo: OCD/super organized. Everything must be color coded to be aesthetically pleasing
  • Libra: Basically just your average mean girl tbh
  • Scorpio: GOTH ANGRY HATES THE WORLD ALSO HATES YOU AND I WILL PROBABLY KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP TONIGHT
  • Sagittarius: Happy Happy Free Spirit Hippie Likes Flower Crowns and Maxi Skirts
  • Capricorn: Workaholic overachiever or at least a total nerd
  • Aquarius: Antisocial bird watchers/alien hunters
  • Pisces: OMG TEDDY BEARS AND FUZZY SOCKS PLUS UNICORNS OHMG DONT FORGET THE ONESIES