Don’t know what to get for Mother’s Day? We have the PERFECT gift for every mom in your life!
For the mom with unlimited upper body strength:
“I want to carry my baby in the most awkward and inconvenient way possible, but I’m worried I might have a hard time accidentally banging his head into a bunch of stuff!”
Worry no more! That’s why there’s Baby Bag! All of the clumsiness of a living purse, with of all the security of a third-rate carnival ride.
Baby Bag. It’s as easy as 1, 2, WHEEEEEEE! *thump*
For the mom who married a Chippendale:
“I work hard for my body and my baby, but standard infant carriers often hid my relentlessly chiseled midsection, or worse, put my baby at risk of being cut by my sweet, sweet abs.”
Introducing the all new “V-Cut Carrier.” Finally, a babywearing solution for people who look like 16th-century marble sculptures.
For the mom who loves the great outdoors:
Do you love taking jaunty romps through the woods, but have difficulty finding appropriate footwear?
Then you’ll LOVE new “Jaunty Rompers!” - footwear designed specifically to capture the joy of any outdoor activity involving your husband, in-laws, and pre-adolescent children - none of whom are complaining!
Jaunty Rompers, for all of your romping needs.
For the lipgloss enthusiast mom living in a strange futuristic airport:
“This baby is great and all, but how am I supposed to apply lipgloss when he CONSTANTLY needs carried around?”
Introducing ‘Magic Sassy Strap.’ Magic Sassy Strap allows you to apply all of your favorite glosses, balms, and lacquers with comfort and ease!
Use Magic Sassy Strap for hands-free control of any large, awkward object. Including, but not limited to:
An 8 lb. baby in a 25 lb. car seat carrier
A large bundle of wood
The alternator for a 1988 Buick La Sabre
A group of tantruming toddlers, known in their collective as a “hissy”
The baby calf that Billy Crystal delivers in “City Slickers” and then heroically carries across a river in the middle of a massive flash flood.
Magic Sassy Strap - when you want to apply lipgloss, but not the laws of physics. (From the makers of Baby Bag)
For the mom with limited patience, but unlimited floor space: