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"Futurama" Future Stock (2002)
  • That Guy:There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone who is a sheep is fired. Who is a sheep?
  • Dr. Zoidberg:Errr, excuse me... which is the one people like to hug?
  • That Guy:Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners, and they don't look back because they have no necks. Necks are for sheep.
"Futurama" Future Stock (2002)
  • That Guy:[Starts contorting violently] My bones!
  • Fry:Oh, my God! His boneitis!
  • That Guy:I was so busy being an '80s guy, I forgot to cure it!
  • [Contorts some more]
  • That Guy:My one regret is... that I have... boneitis.
  • [Dies in a hideously contorted manner]
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Awesome. Awesome To The Max.

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There’s an Eminem song called “Drug Ballad” that just came on Last.fm radio, and like all Eminem songs on there it’s pretty heavily censored. But it was censored weird. There’s a line that goes “you are now allowed to officially slap bitches,” and they censored “slap” but not “bitches.” So I was confused as to what I was allowed to officially do to bitches.

80s style.