"Futurama" Future Stock (2002)
  • That Guy:There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone who is a sheep is fired. Who is a sheep?
  • Dr. Zoidberg:Errr, excuse me... which is the one people like to hug?
  • That Guy:Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners, and they don't look back because they have no necks. Necks are for sheep.
"Futurama" Future Stock (2002)
  • That Guy:[Starts contorting violently] My bones!
  • Fry:Oh, my God! His boneitis!
  • That Guy:I was so busy being an '80s guy, I forgot to cure it!
  • [Contorts some more]
  • That Guy:My one regret is... that I have... boneitis.
  • [Dies in a hideously contorted manner]

Awesome. Awesome To The Max.


There’s an Eminem song called “Drug Ballad” that just came on Last.fm radio, and like all Eminem songs on there it’s pretty heavily censored. But it was censored weird. There’s a line that goes “you are now allowed to officially slap bitches,” and they censored “slap” but not “bitches.” So I was confused as to what I was allowed to officially do to bitches.

80s style.