future snapback

Waiting for 17776 to end is like

you’re sitting there refreshing the page, but you don’t actually WANT it to end … so why do you keep checking?

In fact, why read the ending? If you never read it, it will never end.

But you’re gonna do it anyway. You know you’re gonna read it no matter what. And that’s basically the whole moral of the story realized in real life – that humans need an ending – and that’s SO meta and just one of many reasons why I love 17776

I don’t see how it’d be possible unless Ten and Juice arranged something with some space-faring humans but

I really want Nine to wake up with a better camera.

I’m talking crisp, 4k quality (or 4000000k who even knows) with 5 billion times zoom

Like they wake up and Juice is like “hey why don’t you try out that shit camera again”

“Why?”

“trust me. just take a selfie captain wine barrel”

And they see theirself clear as day. They see that they’re a shade of red. They see the wear and tear on their casing from floating out in space for thousands of years.

And when they find out they have a powerful zoom function, they zoom way out and take nice HD pictures of Ten and Juice so they can see them for the first time.

And this just leads into a fixation with taking pictures. Mostly of things and places for a while, but that eventually gets boring, because things and places don’t really change.

So they just take pictures of humans. They take shots of big game-winning touchdowns. They take photos of their human friends, like Nancy. They capture all these little moments and save all these precious memories.

And that becomes their purpose.

Since I feel she doesn’t get enough attention, some love for Ten:

- very smart!!! so prepared to share information!!!
- will answer all questions (in due time)
- probably knows what you’re gonna say but listens anyway
- a natural therapist
- practically writes poems everytime she speaks
- is always doing a Good Job (except with numbers sometimes)
- hates Game 27 but loves her big brother
- protects Nine when Juice gets a little out of line
- but also gives Nine shit like any little sister would
- everything she says is beautiful we don’t deserve her

(Feel free to add on!)

Dear future girlfriend,
I want to be your hero; someone that you can count on even during the most desperate times. Though I don’t have a cape, I won’t hesitate to fly to you. So even if there is a time when the world forces us to part ways, know that I’ll fight for what we have. I want to be your hero. Even though I don’t have the power to read your mind, that doesn’t mean I’ll ever stop trying. I will listen to the words that you speak and attempt to decipher them so that one day I’ll be able to read you like a book. I will learn to hold you close and to kiss your forehead before your tears even have a chance to spill over your beautiful lashes. And though I may not have superhuman strength, I hope that you give me the chance to be strong for you. I want to be the rock that you lean on and the person that you trust. I want to be your hero. And because I do not have the power of immortality, I will never take a day for granted with you. You will be my first thought in the morning and my last at night. You will invade my dreams and I will proudly admit that my mind is completely consumed by the thought of you. Dear future girlfriend, I want to be your hero. And I want your lips to be my kryptonite.
—  L.L.