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First Diaper Change - Seth Rollins

Originally posted by prowrestlingnow

You and Seth welcomed a baby girl a few hours ago. You were exhausted as you were in labor for forty eight hours. You were laying against the hospital bed with your newborn daughter against your chest. Seth was fast asleep on the couch which looked uncomfortable. 
As your daughter started letting out whimpers, slowly turning into a full on cry, Seth woke up. “You want to do the first diaper change?” You asked Seth. He looked unsure. 
“Come on.” You smiled. Seth stretched before standing up. You slowly passed her over to Seth. He laid her down on the bed, a few inches away from you as he grabbed a diaper and some wipes. Y|D|N was crying even more as Seth unbuttoned her onesie. He then unwrapped the diaper she was wearing. Seth nearly gagged. You tried to hold in your laughter.
“It’s okay, Seth.” You said with a smile. Seth covered his nose with his shirt before lifting Y|D|N’s legs up. 
“Do you wipe from bottom to top or top to bottom?” Seth asked. “Top to bottom. Clean from cleanest area to the dirtiest.” You explained. Seth nodded before wiping Y|D|N’s bottom. 
“She had an explosion.” Seth said as he tried not to gag. “Babies do that, Seth.” You said. You leaned over and rubbed your hand slightly across Y|D|N’s head to soothe her. 
“You may have to use more than one wipe.” You said. Seth grabbed another wipe and cleaned her bottom. “Now, put the dirty wipes in the dirty diaper and fold it up.” You instructed. Once he did that, you explained how to put on the new diaper.
Once Seth finished, he buttoned her onesie back up before picking her up. “We will get there, sweetheart.” Seth whispered before kissing the top of her head. 

Baby’s first word - Seth Rollins

Originally posted by the-architect-rollins

Y|S|N, who was almost one, has already been crawling and you and Seth have been waiting for him to say his first word. You had just gotten out of the shower and Seth was on the couch with Y|S|N.
“Say Dada.” Seth told him. Y|S|N just looked at Seth and smiled, thinking what he said was funny. 
“Seth, he is gonna say mama first.” You spoke, walking over to the two. Seth grinned before you picked up Y|S|N. 
Y|S|N started playing with your hair. “I am going to get him dressed and we will be ready to go.” 

Once Y|S|N was ready, the three of you headed to the arena for Monday Night RAW. As Seth was driving and you were on your phone, Seth slammed on breaks.
“Fuck.” Seth mumbled. “Seth! Y|S|N can hear you!” You told him.
“Fuck.” A tiny voice said. Your eyes widen as you turned around. “No, don’t say that, Y|S|N.” 
Seth started dying of laughter. “That’s not funny, Seth! He is not even one and he cussed.” You said. Seth looked at you.
“Babe, lighten up. He is a baby. He doesn’t know what it means.” Seth said. “Just don’t let him say it again.” You warned Seth.
As soon as the three of you got to the arena, Seth started telling everyone Y|S|N said the f-bomb. 
“Are you serious?” Dean asked, laughing. 
“Well, would you look at that. Y|S|N has a potty mouth just like his dad.” Roman said. You rolled your eyes as you glared at Seth. Seth looked at you, laughing. 
“It’s hilarious.” Seth said, taking Y|S|N from your arms.
“No more road rage or cussing around Y|S|N.” You told Seth. Seth put Y|S|N on his shoulders.
“I promise. Now if you excuse us, us boys are gonna have fun.” 

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The one thing I never took into account when Stipe started making noise in the UFC is that heavyweight is a division full of dudes who just do dumb shit sometimes. And it’s why I never thought of him a future champ tbh.

  • Overeem has cost himself a number of fights with some piss poor decision making (Bigfoot, Browne, Miocic)
  • JDS and his affection for having his cage to the back is one of the more confounding things in MMA.
  • Fabricio Werdum seems to have brain farts where he throws fights away (See: Overeem 2, Miocic).
  • Cain Velasquez’s choice of strength and conditioning has destroyed his career.
  • Travis Browne spending his formative years a HW contender at Glendale fight club.

Then you have good old Stipe who really only loses when his gas tank hits E cause he’s fighting too hard. He’s a competent decision maker in a division where most other guys aren’t.