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maxtremist  asked:

ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH CAT? WHAT ABOUT VAL?

Let me tell you something about Cat and Val.

We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started hanging out with my first real best friend Val who was totally awesome but then she moved to Indiana, and Cat was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Val, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Cat, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.