furhags

Oh my GOD I love being unnecessarily dramatic! To commemorate that it’s been 27 years (yesterday, d’uh) since they killed Laura Palmer the same way they killed Sheryl Lee’s chance to refuel her carreer by starring in my favourite show ever I’m making this FOLLOW FOREVER?. The ? is there because my experience tells me some of y’all will end up breaking our mutual and I’ll actually have to unfollow you back. Sad. 

#abcd @4minuteact7 @amenparis @amenpenis @americandreambarbie @anustartpop @arrtpop @bottomculture @britney @britney2007spears @brtneyspers @bussykween @buttrimming @canadianslut @chris-speaks-cat @certifiedpornstar @cloudripley @cocainediet @cocaineteas @cz77 @dahmersutra @diarih @donatellavevo @doratheinternetexplorer @drunkstereotype

efgh @espionage911 @fabulouslys @fearminism @femalewrappers @furhag @geneva-diva @giannigaga @godneyvevo @heidiblairmontag @highinmiami @holyhoe @hotasice @hungandbootyful

ijkl @ihatebjork@imgonnacarryon @imnotjailbait@ipodmini @juanidk@judgerinder@katemoss420@kesha-rose@killtheteendream@kimkardashianweast@latenighthoneysuckle@leanbardodecrepito@lindsaychrist@loveorfame​ 

mnop  @maclonna@madonnasnudes@manhubofficial@melanielaurent @mesothotamia @miamigardenclub @mothergilliana @mozkanata @mypussytight @nederland@nikolekidman @nomorepartiesinla @nope @offensed @officialkingofconeyisland @palesepternber @plasticroyal @plystation @problematic-queen @psychoticmusichead @putahilton

qrst @qirlunderyou @rupearl @saintanthony @scammingartist @screamandshout @selfloveclub @shejla24 @snatchedweaves @spearsus @stormriver @taylorkidney @tealhairbow @teamaequitas @thatxlavenderxblonde @thebandhaim @therealxtina @toxicmp3 @trolltina

uvwxyz @versacepromises @vuittonbrown @whiteteethteens

special mention @airbritney @jenniferwooley @plottwistiamlindsaylohan 

Bold means we may have talked some time and I love you as a person/friend and @ everyone else You are all rad and amazing.

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i was tagged by @spearsus @jakeyllenhaal @jessicahastain @totalariana<3333 to do the 2016 selfie thing

i tag @keiranightleys @furhag @honourinrevenge @queenbtchfromhell@kesha-rose  @godneyvevo @madmaxriemelt @taintanthony @tearthatcherryout @sendmylovetoyournewlover @ferrisbueller@surprisebitch @americandreambarbie @90svirgin <3

List of evil celebrities who LOVE to flaunt dead animals (aka fur) on themselves:

1. Kim Kardashian
2. Jennifer Lopez
3. Lindsay Lohan
4. Beyonce
5. Paris Fucking Hilton
6. Nicole Ritchie
7. Sharon Stone
8. Rita Ora
9. Kelis
10. Lady Gaga
11. Rihanna
12. Kate Hudson
13. Katie Price
14. Kate Moss
15. Karlie Kloss
16. Katie Holmes
17. Britney Spears
18. Tara Reid
19. Mischa Barton
20. Kanye West
21. Sarah Palin
22. Lenny Kravitz
23. Scarlett Johansson
24. Mary J. Blige
25. Eva Longoria
26. Brooke Shields
27. Vladimir Putin
28. Giorgio Armani
29. Princess Martha Louise of Norway
30. Most of the Russian celebrities (except Karina Smirnoff)
31. Catherine Zeta-Jones
32. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson
33. Sarah Jessica Parker
34. Demi Moore
35. Ashton Kutcher
36. Carol Halt
37. Joe Namath
38. duchess Camilla of Cornwall
39. The current Queen of England
40. Joan Collins

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Follow Forever // dianasaesthetic

Happy Holidays! This is my first follow forever and I want to thank you guys for making tumblr bearable and I LOVE YOU ALL. And special shoutout to my mutuals because you guys are amazing and I’m so grateful to know you guys! I hope the people who have exams after break pass all of it! Good luck!

A-D: @adriana-lima-lover // @adriana-lima // @a-jelena-lover // @anticipatedly // @agentdianaprince // @amazing-adriana-lima // @brucediana // @brucesdiana // @blackcanaryrises // @caguilera // @crypticwoc // @dayaholics // @dronkinlove // @dickgraysonn // @drakeful

E-H: @furhag // @fllowersinjune // @grantsgustins // @gameofgotham // @giginourasource // @gayforzendaya // @gleeluver26 // @hugeselenatorswiftie // @hendurson // @hellyeahrihannafenty

I-L: // @justinftdrake // @jelenatrash // @jdbsmg-star // @jelena-a // @justiceleaque // @jakeyllenhaal // @knowlescarters // @karuechetran // @kavvan // @karadnvres // @laurelance // @laurellancedefensesquad // @laurellancesavestheworld

M-P: @makesusbelieve // @meanlauren // @mexiicanqt // @nhlovesadri // @nolicity-arrow

R-U: @revivalera // @surprisebitch // @selenasquad // @selglomez  // @selenagomlez // @sameoldheaux // @sasican // @superherofeed // @traumatize-dd // @thejewelsfamily // @threesomewithjelena // @thorsodinson // @underthestrs // @ustinbieber  

V-Z: // @wdymbitch // @wonderwxmans // @wesupportgalgadot // @youngxdancer // @youarenoughbelieveit // @zaynspubes // @zaddysgirl // @zendayva // @zendvaya

Hello, it’s me.  Jay.  I thought I’’d start off by saying I’ve been on tumblr for almost four years.  I was 16 and still figuring myself out.  I was on and off until recently.  Oddly enough 2015 became a strong year of character development. 

Although this hell hole of discourse isn’t as lucrative as instagram or youtube, it’s taught me a few things about myself, the world around me, and even given me some good friends to laugh with from time to time. 

So, before this year ends I wanted to take a moment and thank some folks I’ve come to know and even expose in the last year or so.  

The Chanels: (A group of people who unlocked the gemini within)

  1. @surprisebitch
  2. @totalariana
  3. @furhag
  4. @hotasice​ 
  5. @problematic-queen

Good Friends: (Either been with me from the jump or know too much)

  1. @gyllenheaux
  2. @pleasuredotloathing
  3. @bussykween
  4. @godneyvevo
  5. @thisisselena

Mutual Respect: (Blogs I love mixed w/ folks I didn’t expect would follow back)

  1. @snatchedweaves @canadianslut @zaydaysaregone 
  2. @dylanocums @curism @darlenealderson 
  3. @matthewdaddyrio @kissedmequiteinsane @kesha-rose
  4. @keiranightleys @bowljob @flopkween 
  5. @leespace​ @cockkkkkkkk@pepperforpresident
  6. @supremecordeliagoode​, @lanawinteers​, @oscarisaaic

Speak Up!: (People I barely speak to but follow regardless…..)

  1. @addy-xoxo @melanielaurent
  2. @adammhussayn @rihboot
  3. @golddiggah @witchcrvfts
  4. @profanitydean @sluttyversace

Also, shout out to Caroline for taking time out of her day to make me these sweet edits :)