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female zodiac

aries:

  • argumentative and likes to be right
  • defensive
  • tells so many stories
  • self-confident
  • passionate

taurus:

  • BEAUTIFUL like always so pretty
  • reserved/shy at first
  • so fun when you get to know them
  • selfish
  • shit-talkers

gemini:

  • really easy to talk to 
  • likes to talk about themselves
  • cuties
  • can be shy or super outgoing
  • smart

cancer:

  • SENSITIVE
  • smiles a lot
  • has a quiet voice
  • lowkey crazy
  • overthinks everything

leo:

  • really pretty
  • thinks they’re too good 
  • so funny
  • really good sense of style
  • talks a lot of shit

virgo:

  • OVERTHINKING
  • bad at communication
  • wants everything to be perfect
  • such good listeners
  • really good friends

libra:

  • FLIRTY
  • loves to be loved
  • fashionable
  • cannot make a decision for the life of them
  • gets walked all over

scorpio:

  • low key
  • genuinely really cool
  • really fucking smart
  • CRAZY
  • can be either super clingy or super distant

sagittarius:

  • CANNOT BE WRONG
  • thinks they’re way deeper than they actually are
  • unique
  • so funny
  • just wants to be loved

capricorn:

  • good hygiene
  • high expectations
  • super determined 
  • cold
  • can be fun when they actually let loose

aquarius:

  • honest
  • loves to laugh and mess around
  • artsy
  • likes to be alone 
  • natural beauty

pisces:

  • emotional wreck
  • manipulative
  • pretty
  • really bad at relationships tbh
  • so smart

REMINDER:

Originally posted by myspaceglitter

Message to all tumblr bloggers who think they’re funny when they make fun of nghtcore

you’re not NONE of are funny

real commedians go up on stage and make hundreds of people laugh but you just post on your blogs and its pathetic

get a damn life!

-mistress

Exo as: One Direction Members

A/N: Since I love Exo and One Direction so much. This is something I thought of while I was crying over One Direction’s hiatus. Sorry it’s short but I luv u.

Minseok (Xiumin)

// L I A M   P A Y N E //

  • Daddy as fUCK
  • Hot and sexy on the outside
  • soft and mushy in the inside
  • when they smile and their eyes do the THING ^_^
  • abs that can save the world

Junmyeon (Suho)

// H A R R Y   S T Y L E S //

  • Uhm.. their corny ass jokes
  • Looks hella hot
  • but is possibly gay
  • they both dance to girl groups tbh
  • needs to be protected 24/7

Yixing (Lay)

// N I A L L   H O R A N //

  • NEEDS TO BE APPRECIATED MORE
  • when he talks everyone listens
  • the baby angel of the family
  • effortlessly makes everyone happy
  • smiles that can cure cancer

Baekhyun

// L O U I S   T O M L I N S O N //

  • The joker of the family
  • everything he says is funny
  • really a ball of fluff
  • deserves all the love in the universe
  • both had an issue that affected their career *cough* taeyeon & weed *cough*
  • we all cried but we love them 
  • THEIR!! VOICES!! ARE!! BEAUTIFUL!!

Jongdae (Chen)

// L O U I S   T O M L I N S O N //

  • literally screams
  • every. fucking. time.
  • YO THEIR CHEEK BONES ?!?!?!?
  • Unique voices that can make a deaf person hear again
  • chen is srsly the korean version of louis

Chanyeol

// N I A L L   H O R A N //

  • their guitar skills are uGH
  • laughs all the time
  • especially when baekhyun/louis is talking
  • Baekhyun/Louis: *breathes*
  • Chanyeol/Niall: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH
  • an actual angel sent from above

Kyungsoo (D.O.)

// Z A Y N   M A L I K //

  • really quiet and mysterious
  • lmao they’re actually dorks y’all aint foolin anyone
  • their voices can kill you in an instant
  • eyes that can make you fall in love
  • they should do an RnB collab tbh

Jongin (Kai)

// H A R R Y   S T Y L E S //

  • the sweetest person in the planet
  • bUT DEADLY SEXY AT THE SAME TIME
  • everyone dies when he winks
  • faces sculpted by the gods above
  • face screams SEDUCTIVE & SEXY
  • personality screams BUTTERFLIES & CANDY

Sehun

// L O U I S   T O M L I N S O N //

  • ALL THE SASS
  • AND ALL THE ASS HOT DAMN
  • when they sing y'all better shut up
  • then you die bc they are THAT good
  • mess with them and u gon get punched in the face
  • kidding they are angels

Okay but seriously though they can all be a Louis Tomlinson. Except for you Junmyeon you can stick with harry with your lame jokes. Don’t worry, we still laugh bc we love you both.

Star Trek: DS9 Notes - S7, Vol. 7

I didn’t even love Deep Space Nine at the start. That may be one of my favorite things about this now, here at the end. I got attached gradually, more and more, a love that built over time until I’d grown so fond of it, so close, that at times it would almost seem we were completing each other’s frickin sentences.

Oh my show, my sweet space show, so strong and sure in its storytelling. It has been a steady hug when I needed it most, during times when the world and my own days were both filled with distress and despair. The people on this station experienced great traumas too, but it was boundlessly comforting to watch them navigate each tricky pass with such care and wisdom and heart. Their hope gave me hope, too.

I actually really like watching shows that have already concluded. I like the feeling of having seen the whole thing, and now having this complete world to play in. A show that’s no longer on the air is like a novel — you can look at it as one thing, hold it in your hands and see what the shapes of all the narratives truly were. It’s once I’ve finished a series that the most imaginative parts of my fan-mind finally let loose, spilling light into unexplored corners, drawing plans for how to shore up weak spots, bring a few pieces a bit tighter together, add a haunted attic, etc.

So this is the sort of space I was just tipping over into when Deep Space Nine gave me an ending. A capital letter Ending, achingly realistic. The series ended because the characters’ time together ended. The course of people’s lives change, they take new opportunities, they move away — and so ends the run of months, years if you’re lucky, when you were all together.

The finale is sad, oh it is so sad, and god I love it, I do. I love it for being so sad, and for being so natural, so recognizable, that now this is just my ending. No matter what else my thoughts will go back to fill in, all roads lead to the sea. To goodbye.

Which is probably what has landed me in just a very a tender sort story hangover with this one, walking around sheltering this warm, full, broken heart. 

So I do hope you sweethearts will stick around as I feel I’m going to be in quite the state for a while!!

Tarra Treks: The Final Set of Watch-Notes

7x24 ‘The Dogs of War: Part 8’
- O’Brien: “Running a little late.”
  Sisko: “This is no way to start a relationship.”
  me: “do it”
  Julian, slipping into frame: “Hi Ezri.”
  haaaahahaha, they did it
- Miles just keeping a steady eye on Julian awkwardly circling Ezri, oh Chief
- Worf: “He is an overgrown child.”
  Miles:

Excuse.

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Just so everyone is clear

I have to make this post because one of my best friends is probably going to put her fanfiction - an amazing piece of work - on hiatus indefinitely because she keeps getting some fuckers who come into her review box and cussing her out.  

(I put the rest under the cut so people don’t have to read anything negative/angry right now if they don’t want to)

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Thoughts on 1x05
  • There was not enough Gareth in this episode
  • Laurel punching Anthony was pretty satisfying
  • It was so cute when she hugged Gustav for giving her the knuckledusters
  • But seriously Laurel USE THE HEADPHONES NEXT TIME and another good idea would be blowing the Cherry Blossoms of Doom to smithereens
  • As someone who has worked with entomologists, I found that whole interaction very funny
  • Red is cold as ice
  • Luke, I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, STOP CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE
  • Gareth looks like an amazing bartender (probably because Aaron’s had plenty of experience ;))
  • I love that Gareth asking Laurel if she’s okay is now a requisite part of every episode
  • Seriously, she needs someone to look out for her with all the trauma she’s endured lately
  • Like for example, oh I don’t know, THE BUGS CURRENTLY EATING HER BRAIN
  • WHY SHOW WHY