Mom: Oh hey there Oreo… what are you doing?
Oreo: I’m wishing mom.
Mom: Oh? Wishing for what?
Oreo: For the smell of bacons…
Mom: mmm, that’s a good wish Oreo!
Oreo: Yes mom. I know. Now hurry up and get out the pan… I don’t have all day!
Oreo: Come here mom, I’m gonna give you a massage with my massager.
Mom: Oreo thats for cats, not people.
Oreo: You are not a people mom…
Mom: Oh no? How come I don’t have any fur like you then?
Oreo: Come on mom, we all know you lost it all because you are old.