funny-stupid

so I’ve been watching my brother play uncharted 4 (finished it today!!!) and I just wanted to make a little log of all the things he says while playing bc they’re so funny:

  • (while going through a tight squeeze) “shimee shimee shimee shimee SCOOT SCOOT”
  • (walking in wet areas) *singing* my socks are wet and soggyyyyy
  • (sliding down) *straight up starts chanting the lord’s prayer in urdu*
  • “mish, I have 3 bullets and am full of fear”
  • “I. AM. ROCKET. MAN”
10

“Who needs romance when you can have bromance”

WHO IS THAT!?!?! oh, steve, you scared me, i didnt recognize you in that baseball hat, hoodie, and sunglasses
  • Me: So killing stalking is a great webtoon/manhwa. It accurate portrays what an abusive relationship is and how it can happen to anyone, whether you are straight or not.
  • Me: You see, I quite like the character Yoonbum because the author did a great job showing how he's slowly succumbing to mental issues by being caged within his kidnapper's house.
  • Me: I also like how the author depicted the kidnapper because she accurate portrays his insanity and how he developed it. His name is
  • Me: *looks at smudged writing on hand*
  • Me: sang moo goes the cow.