funny-females

Animated movies that don't get enough love
  • Megamind: Strong female character, funny jokes, anti-bullying, great animation with touching scenes, and strong moral messages
  • Wreck it Ralph: Again strong female characters, plus overcoming mental hardships, proving that being different is okay, amazing moral messages, beautiful animation and a hella rad plot
  • Brave: Strong female characters, different views, wonderful animation, proved that you don't need a man to save you, cutting your own destiny, awesome characters, magic broken by actual love, and strong mother-daughter relationship
  • Peabody and Sherman: Is packed with witty dialogue, good morals about unconventional families, fatherhood, and childhood struggle, it respects the intelligence of its younger audience, does actually manage to teach some history to its watchers, and has well animated characters (plus mr. peabody is a boss ass bitch)
  • Atlantis: whats this i smell? Its...its more STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS, roots for the underdog, over coming physical and mental hardships, shows religious differences, beautiful animation, witty character dialogue, sassy one-liner dialogue and humor, and a detailed plot and story line
  • How to train your dragon 2: Beautiful animation, MORE STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS, plus characters who aren't physically strong being portrayed as strong, showed that war isn't always the answer, major feels trip, shows friendship and compassion, mother-son relationship rekindled, DRAGONS, ADORABLE PRECIOUS DRAGONS, CANT BELIEVE THIS MOVIE GOT OVERSHADOWED BY FROZEN
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‘Black While Funny & Female’ 18 of our favorite actresses for LA Times

Aisha Tyler, Tracee Ellis Ross, Loretta Devine, Tichina Arnold, Regina Hall, Erica Ash, Loni Love, Retta, Sheryl Underwood, Tiffany Haddish, Rainab Joshnson, Amanda Seales, Sherri Sheperd, Kym Whitley, Yvette Nicole Brown, Luenell, Yvonne Orji and Marsai Martin

I just saw Power Rangers and it’s awesome! Here’s a few reasons why you should go see it, too: 

• it’s reaaally funny 
• diverse cast
• epic female villain
• lots of easter eggs
• every power ranger has their own story
• the queer character’s struggles are relatable, what you get to see could be considered a small step but definitely in the right direction 
• all women in this movie have realistic body types, they look strong and healthy 

 What are you waiting for? IT’S MORPHIN TIME!

Originally posted by pagets

Things I love about Brooklyn 99

-funny show
-female love interest (Amy) is never over-sexualized or her abilities downplayed
-constant references to Jake being Jewish
-the main character is Jewish
-4 out of 7 characters are POC
-Non-sexualized Latino girls
-serious undertones are addressed while still keeping the show comedic. Ex: Jake’s father abandoning him, Captain Holt facing discrimination for being a black gay man.
-None of the gay characters are stereotypical.
-the show is funny without being offense
-a show about detectives, my absolute weakness.

whenever kara is dressed as supergirl and talks with lena about “kara” she always says “kara danvers”

“kara danvers told me you were going on with the fundraiser.” (2x05)
“kara danvers believes in you.” (2x12)
and now:
“i was getting coffee with kara danvers when you called.” (2x15)

poor kara tries so hard to distance herself from Kara Danvers when she’s supergirl around lena
because she is Supergirl for god’s sake and not Kara Danvers
lena needs to know that she, supergirl, never was and never will be this Kara Danvers Person
they’re two Totally Different People

newsflash, kara: if you’re friends with two people who are also friends with each other it is not necessary to say their full name every time you’re referring to them, it’s Suspicious

Just imagine how much hate the Kuroshitsuji characters will get if they were the opposite sex

Cannon Sebastian: Uhh, he is so gorgeous and sexy. Just look at the way he throws the butter knives and the way he says ‘yes my lord’! 10/10 the hottest and the best character in the show. 

Female Sebastian: WHAT A SLUT. She is so cringe when she says ‘yes my lord’. She is such a bitch to Ciel and needs to respect her master more. What the heck is with those butter knives anyway? There are so stupid. THIS MAID SUCKS SHIT. Go back to hell where you belong and leave Ciel alone!

Cannon Ciel: I love how he is so mature, not to mention he is so smart for his age! What a badass! Poor baby, his parents and his home burnt down in a fire and got kidnapped by some crazy cult, he needs more love. I love how he’s so spoilt, it’s actually funny to watch. 

Female Ciel: WHAT A SPOILT LITTLE BITCH. Who does she think she is? She thinks she is so smart, acting all high and mighty with that ‘know it all’ attitude. Bitch you need to treat your butler with respect! Maybe the manor lit on fire because of your shit attitude. 

Cannon Alois: He just needs some love okay?! Screw you all the haters! Poor baby, he lost his brother and got sold in to sex slavery to this pedo old man! He’s only acting this way because he was so mentally traumatised gosh! HE DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE.

Female Alois (will probably get the most hate): WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS LITTLE BLONDE BITCH? LOOK AT HER ATTITUDE, GOSH IT’S EVEN WORSE THE CIEL! YOU ARE HONESTLY SO ANNOYING AND CLINGY, NOT TO MENTION YOU ACT LIKE A FRIKIN SLUT ALL THE TIME! GO CLAUDE FUCKING KILL THIS BITCH SHE DESERVES TO DIE!

Cannon Claude: NO BODY LIKES YOU.

Female Claude: NO BODY LIKES YOU. 

*The only time Claude will actually be liked is if Alois was a girl.*

BONUS:

Cannon Elizabeth: She is so annoying with that high pitched voice. Always fuckin clingy, whiny and a crybaby. She doesn’t deserve Ciel. Oh! She is a sudden badass? We like her now!

Male Elizabeth: Awww he is so cute! Just look at it him, he loves his fiance so much! True love! Oh, he was a secret badass too? We love him even more!


Let’s all admit we can be hypocritical sometimes all the time.

i wrote this immediately after viewing the emoji movie trailer

THE BRAND MOVIE TRAILER

[inoffensive contemporary pop music plays over the entire thing. flyover shot of a colorful world that zooms in on Brand walking around being a Brand in Brandopolis]

BRAND: [voiceover] hey. i’m a Brand. this is the world of Brands. but i’m different from other Brands. i’m unique and that makes me an outcast and unloved.

[Bully Brand pushes Brand down]

BULLY BRAND: YOURE SUCH A FREAK

BRAND: aw man.

[scene transition to Brand running from danger and falling, only for Independent Female Brand to show up help him escape from the danger]

INDEPENDENT FEMALE BRAND: you ok? you look different from other Brands.

BRAND: yeah haha i’m fine haha oh my stomach

[cut to Independent Female Brand and Brand somewhere that will look very nice in Imax 3D]

BRAND: wow, i had no idea there was so much more to the world than Brandopolis.

INDEPENDENT FEMALE BRAND: [gazing lovingnly at Brand] me neither.

[inoffensive contemporary pop music chorus starts as various scenes of Brand, Independent Female Brand, Funny Brand, and Cute Marketable Brand do stuff that’s very humorous and actiony. the last scene is of Mayor Brand facing off with the main character]

MAYOR BRAND: i’ll destroy the city to show that the most important thing is obedience!

INDEPENDENT FEMALE BRAND: nuh uh! we’ll will stop you! Right boys?

[cuts to the other 3 Brands looking very scared as the music abruptly stops.]

FUNNY BRAND: [poops fall out]

BRAND: oh boy. [facepalms]

[music resumes as cut to scene Brand is giving an impassioned speech to a bunch of other Brands.]

BRAND: I may be a Brand but i’m also a individual and that’s the power i have. you just need to be yourself. and be the best Brand you can be.

CROWD OF BRANDS: [uproarious cheering]

INDEPENDENT FEMALE BRAND: you’re so cool Brand. i’m so happy i met you. i love you

BRAND: yeah whatever

FUNNY BRAND: bazinga!!!!!

[ cut to title of film and release date ]

a comprehensive list of my favorite things abt the update

-my doofus son derek nurse handing out fliers to “managerial” types
-william j. “soft same” poindexter
-WHISKEY MY DUDE. YOU ARE LOOKING HELLA FINE
-um, you don’t go to Samwell????? (she doesn’t even go here 2.0)
-hell fuckin yea a brand new gorgeous funny female character of color LIKE sign me the fuck up
-lardo. lardo listen to me. im you. im you.
-RANSOM FACING HIS EMOTIONAL ISSUES AND DISCUSSING HOW HIS CULTURAL EXPECTATIONS ARE IMPACTING HIS LIFE
-ransom and holster aka my Large and Loving boys
-DEX’S EYES IN THAT PANEL WITH ALL THE FROGS U KNOW WHAT ONE I MEAN (that boy is lopsided)
-chowder, less commonly known as my Aesthetic (he’s my sweet sunshine smiley boy and i lov him)
-i just really loved this update and HOLY the panels were all so busy?!!! imagine the effort all hail literal goddess ngozi

youtube

Carolina Panthers Quarterback Cam Newton was asked a question by a female reporter and responded, saying “It’s funny to hear a female talk about routes”

The reporter, Jourdan Rodrigue, tweeted this response:

(I don’t think it’s “funny” to be a female and talk about routes. I think it’s my job.)

Y'all if any of you (in the us at least) are watching the bold type, go to freeform’s website. They put it up there like three minutes after it starts to air on eastern time (im in California and have already seen it) no sign in needed. Please do it legally so freeform knows we love it