There are only three reasons why I will pause Netflix.
1) I haven’t eaten all day and my stomach will implode if I don’t eat everything in my fridge right now until I hate myself
2) Chris Pratt is at my door and wants me to join him on his next galactic dinosaur quest
<p><b>Rae:</b> I'm definitely not girly.<p/><b>Kester:</b> Why do you say that?<p/><b>Rae:</b> My nickname is Raemundo.<p/><b></b> I drink pints. I swear. I'm loud. I tell jokes.<p/><b>Kester:</b> What's not girly about telling jokes?<p/><b>Rae:</b> Oh, because telling jokes is a boy thing. And boys don't like it when girls tell jokes, because it freaks them out to think that a girl might actually be funnier than what they are.<p/></p>