Understanding Emo Bands

Fall Out Boy: you can’t

Neon Trees: not considered an emo band despite being loved by many emos

Black Veil Brides: Andy Biersack and friends

My Chemical Romance: we don’t talk about this.

Sleeping With Sirens: the lead singer is a male

Pierce The Veil: this lead singer is also a male

Bring Me The Horizon: you only ever hear about them from your one friend who likes them

Imagine Dragons: an emo band that emos don’t listen to

Evanescence: they have that song that everyone knows but people still get the name wrong

In This Moment: Maria Brink

Avenged Sevenfold: they have that song about zombie sex

The Pretty Reckless: Cindy Lou Who

Shinedown: you either know that one song or you know all the songs.

Seether: their name is everywhere but you rarely actually hear their music

KoRn: corn jokes

Nickelback: hated so much that many emos refuse to call them an emo band

Falling In Reverse: they’re the band with that album cover where the tongue looks like a gross pickle

Linkin Park: meme

Marilyn Manson: this is the emo’s Jesus

Green Day: Boulevard Of Broken Dreams

Three Days Grace: taken over by creepypasta

Hollywood Undead: also taken over by creepypasta

Bullet For My Valentine: you like them but don’t know the names of any of their songs

The Killers: that blue coloured album with the buildings and the sky has Mr Brightside on it
The zodiac signs as anime charatcters

Aries: Guren Ichinose // Owari no Seraph

Taurus: Yuri Katsuki // Yuri on Ice

Gemini: Hinata Shouyou // Haikyuu!!

Cancer: Armin Arlert // Shingeki no Kyojin

Leo: Yukari Mishakuji // K: Missing Kings

Virgo: Yuno Gasai // Mirai Nikki

Libra: Rin Matsuoka // Free!

Scorpio: Ayato Kirishima // Tokyo Ghoul

Sagittarius: Sebastian Michaelis // Kuroshitsuji

Capricorn: Levi Ackerman // Shingeki no Kyojin

Aquarius: Rei Miyamoto // Highschool of the dead

Pisces: Shuu Tsukiyama // Tokyo Ghoul

“Holmes, what the fuck is going on with your hair?” 
“Shut up, it’s humid”