funny-bacon

  • Tracer: Hang On, What’s that?
  • Junkrat: It’s my bodyguard.
  • Tracer: A pig?
  • Junkrat: No!
  • Tracer: It is.
  • Junkrat: It’s not, it’s a ferret. A severely deformed ferret, I’ll grant you that. So severely deformed in fact that it looks a little bit like a pig.
  • Tracer: Looks exactly like a pig.
  • Junkrat: Yes, well, it certainly has been remarked upon. In fact, just as John Hurt is known as the Elephant Man, Bacon Sandwich here is known as the Pig Ferret.
  • Tracer: Bacon Sandwich? Funny name for a ferret, isn’t it?
  • Junkrat: Ha ha! And that’s where I had you fooled. Because it’s not a ferret, it’s a pig.
  • submitted by buzzardonic