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Their Secret Weapon 🔫 by Thomas Sanders

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.
But Levi and Eren as Actors...and everyone is shipping them irl and their characters because of the bloopers
  • <p><b>Levi:</b> We have to follow him *turns around* it's the onl- Jesus fuck!<p/><b>Eren:</b> *laughing his ass off*<p/><b>Levi:</b> *starts fanning himself with the script* Why must Eren be shirtless this scene?<p/><b>Director (Erwin):</b> To make the fangirls tremble.<p/><b>Levi:</b> It's making me tremble! God damn!<p/><b></b> ------<p/><b>Eren:</b> We've gotta sha- shalalalala Fuck.<p/><b>Levi:</b> shalalalala?<p/><b>Eren:</b> SHUT UP!<p/><b></b> ------<p/><b>Levi:</b> *walks in*<p/><b>Levi:</b> *pauses*<p/><b>Levi:</b> ......<p/><b>Levi:</b> What's my line?<p/><b>Eren:</b> *snorts*<p/><b></b> ------<p/><b>Levi:</b> We have to find Mikas-<p/><b>Eren:</b> *Accidentally steps on a balloon and pops it*<p/><b>Levi:</b> SWEET FUCKING JESUS MOTHER OF SHIT *collapses to the floor*<p/><b>Hanji and Erwin:</b> *muffled laughter off camera*<p/></p>