> Get a duckling from my cousin. > No idea why but holy sh*t, those things are cute. > Play with it like it’s a dog. > Runs free in our garden. Would get over the fence every once in a time but always returned. > Actually grows up into a giant killing machine. > Leaves me and family alone, but attacks strangers when getting to close. > One day, neighbour kids make a bet. Saw it all from my window. > Don’t know everything but they dared one of the kids to kick my duck. > Kid jumps over the fence, kicks my duck from behind. > Duck turns around and attacks him. Ripping his clothes etc. > Enjoying the view from inside my house. > Anyways, an hour later parents of the kids infront of our door. > They want the duck away because ‘it is a danger for the children’ > Tell them to f*ck off. > They call the cops, animal protection etc but they didn’t do anything because we did nothing wrong. > 2 days later they bring a new duckling. Trying to make me get rid of the old one and take the new one as a pet. > “Accept” the duckling. > Didnt get rid of the other one. > Now I have 2 killing machines in my garden.