REBLOG THIS IF YOU REMEMBER OBAN STAR RACERS, CODE LYOKO, YIN YANG YO, PUCCA,THE BEST TEEN TITANS, THE GRIM ADVENTURES OF BILLY AND MANDY, OR ANY OTHER NOSTALGIC CHILDHOOD SHOWS FROM JETIX AND THE OLD CARTOON NETWORK!
a standup comedian goes up onto the stage of a packed venue, he is holding a small binder
once he reaches the microphone, he clears his throat and says
“that feel when you’re a student athlete and someone asks what your favorite bible verse is”
he opens the binder to the first page and takes a printed out image of a mature teenage boy, about highschool age, smiling intensely with an extremely bright lens flare coming off of both of his eye, and holds it up for everyone to see
the audience howls with laughter
cameras from around the stage zoom in on the piece of paper and a 30 foot screen behind the comedian lights up with the very same image
the man on stage is not happy. the audience could see it in his eyes if they just looked. he wishes to be anywhere else but where he is. but he knows this is his calling. he cannot apply himself to practically benefit humanity, and so he must fill the need that this niche audience demands.
later that night, he cries as he browses stock image websites for pictures to use in his next performance