funny true things

Signs as cringey things I've done

Attempted to push up my glasses when I’m wearing contacts: Capricorn, Virgo

Burned the ends of my hair trying to cook food: Taurus, Gemini, Aquarius

Actually fell in a hole and sprained my ankle…in my neighbors yard: Pisces, Cancer

Almost drowned infront of my crush…coughing up water is definitely attractive*I have a story about this one if someone wants to hear it*: Libra, Leo

Told my bff’s boyfriend to choke on a sandwich and then called him a bitch *I didn’t like him too much*: Scorpio, Aries, Sagittarius

anonymous asked:

Why do you tag your lawyerly posts as some things a rat won't do? Curious as a new follower and fellow law student.

It’s an old joke, why have scientists started using lawyers instead of rats for lab tests?

Well, there are more lawyers then rats, there’s less chance that the lab techs will get attached, and at the end of the day—there are some things rats won’t do.

  • <p> <b>me, two weeks into a relationship:</b> hey do you like Sherlock Holmes?<p/><b>boyfriend:</b> no<p/><b>me:</b> wrong answer<p/><b>me:</b> NEXT<p/></p>