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How to Draw Tundras 101

Step 1:
Draw a Lion

Step 2:
Draw a better Lion

Step 3:
Realize for some reason you need to make this Lion a Giant Lizard instead
(embiggen him)

Step 4:
Lighten, because no way in hell do you want to redraw that from scratch

Step 5:
?????? Tundra on top???

Step 6:
BAM

Now go forth, and draw needlessly large and floofy Paw-Hand Lizards

Torn×Toe Night of His Life Part 2

(Im saying screw it fluff and smut. You need some flmut)

So Tom and Tord fell asleep in Tord’s room and Tordy and Tommy fell asleep on the couch. Toe and Torn snuck into the kitchen and shared peanut butter. Torn isn’t a big fan of peanut butter but he ate it for Toe. Toe every once in a while would sqush inside his sweater when ever Torn did something like patting his head or kissing his cheek.

Until Torn tried to kiss Toe’s cheek until Toe moved his head and ended up kisses his neck leave a peanut butter mark. Toe quickly turned to face Torn. They both were blushing a mess.

“U-um let me get that off for you.” Torn said. Being the type to NOT know what he SHOULD do in this situation Torn licked the peanut butter off of Toes neck.

Lick

Torn stopped in shock when he herd a soft moan escape Toe’s lips.

Lick

“T-Torn I-I feel funny…” Toe said with tears in his eyes being completely confused. Torn looked down to see a bump in Toe’s pants. Torn looked at Toe as tears began falling from his um… eye holes?

“Hey hey hey….” Torn said trying to be gental and hugging Toe and pulls him onto his lap. “There’s nothing to worry about. Your just horny and you know what can cure being horny?”

“M-more peanut butter?”

“Nope. A continuation to your best night of your life.”

Toe was confused but wsnted this feeling to go away so he went with it. Torn carried him to Toms room and sat him down on Toe’s bed. Torn looked at Toe after laying on his stomach before Toe.

“I need you to trust me ok?”
………..
“O-ok…”

Torn slowly took off Toe’s pants and every once in a while looked up at Toe to see if he was ok. Pants were off.

“Now I need you to lay back for me.”

Toe did as told and Torn pulled off his cute bunny boxers. Torn was shocked about how big Toe was. But it was a good thing. Torn put his lovers member in his mouth and slowly began bobbing his head look up at Toe in the prosses. Toe grabbed a pillow and covered his face though a moan could faintly be herd. Torn smirked and went faster earning more louder moans from Toe.

A few minutes went by and-

“T-Torn I-I- A-AAHH!~”

Toe cummed in his mouth. Torn pulled off, swallowed it all, smirked, and whipped his mouth using his arm.

“That actully tastes really good~”

Torn carefully climbed next to the other male and lifted Toe and moved him so Toe was on top of him but laying on Torn.

“I-I love you Tornny”

“I love you too Toe…y?”

“Im kinda hungry.”

“I think Tommy made peanut butter cookies.”

Toe got up, put on his boxers, walked out cuz you know hell with pants, and ate all the peanut butter cookies.

The next morning everyone was peeved and Tord even got his a** beat by Torn for yelling at Toe while Tom took him outside and explaned why he shouldn’t eat all the fooking cookies.

But Torn and Toe had a good night.

- Moho says:

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“I can’t read the Christmas cards that are written in curses.” Said by Emma, age 4. Of course, she meant “in cursive.”

When I got stuck on this quote, there was one person on this planet that I knew I could turn to for help. Spaghetti Mom!!! She actually helped a little too much and had way too much fun here. These are actually the cleanest ones I could even use. And just so you know, the family received a 100% cleaned-up version with words like “Poo-Poo head” and “Farts” and other kid-friendly curses… and they loved it!

Thanks to Kristen Berthiaume and Emma from Homewood, AL.

Remember that photo I mentioned earlier? We took it!

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