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How to Draw Tundras 101

Step 1:
Draw a Lion

Step 2:
Draw a better Lion

Step 3:
Realize for some reason you need to make this Lion a Giant Lizard instead
(embiggen him)

Step 4:
Lighten, because no way in hell do you want to redraw that from scratch

Step 5:
?????? Tundra on top???

Step 6:
BAM

Now go forth, and draw needlessly large and floofy Paw-Hand Lizards

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Every year for Mother’s Day I give my wife a “faux-album” of Harper’s greatest songs from the previous year (she normally sings these songs in the bath and I write them all down). So here is Harper Grace’s 3rd studio (bathroom) album: “Who Moved the Ranch Sauce out of my Bedroom?”

Track List:

1. Rocket A**hole (She was instantly yelled at for this one)

2. You forgot that I never forget

3. Cabbage and Fire

4. You think I’m trouble… But I’m not so bad

5. You can blame me, but I never got some love

6. Thor Thor Thor, welcome to the kidnap store

7. Let’s get crazy enough to forget our language

8. Who moved the ranch sauce out of my bedroom?

9. Smoochely Smoochely Smooch!

10. I just can’t resist that stinky smell on your face

11. I stepped in sleeping pancakes yesterday! You said it’s gonna hurt me less some day

12. Airport cool farm

13. I love that I have to hate you

14. On a dark river with… nobody

15. I probably saw you on the radio

16. I was just put in prison for 50 years for falling in love with a stranger i hardly knew

17. Your brain turns me into a monster… a love monster

18. I’ll sell your apartment, I’ll make you all the money, I’ll make all your dreams come true

19. Magic Princess Aliens of the land of God and Earth

20. You make me want to throw myself away

21. I’m a girl with a brain and I like to save the day!

Remember that photo I mentioned earlier? We took it!

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In Spanish we don’t say “toes” we say “dedos de los pies” which literally translates to “fingers of the feet” and I think it is very … very.

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