funny till

  • Namjoon: I understand that you two love each other to the moon and back but can you please stop eye-fucking each other on camera too?
  • Jungkook:
  • Jimin:
  • Jungkook:
  • Jungkook: no
  • Namjoon: thought so

Thor Ragnarok

Thor constantly saying “The sun is getting real low” to Bruce was hilarious because when Banner finally says will you stop saying that basically they were making fun of the whole Hulk/black widow thing which was one of the main issues in Age of Ultron. Thank you for making that funny.

anonymous asked:

u got a crush?

ER…….. WELL……..💦💦💦……..

This–This is as good an answer I can give you, anon (∕ ∕•̥̥̥̥∕ω∕•̥̥̥̥∕) ….

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Jimin’s confession

Jimin: JEON JUNGKOOK!!

I’m so nice to you all.

Calling me short and stroking my head!

I’m 2 years older than you, I’ve lived 2 years longer!

I’ve eaten 2130 more rice bowls than you!

Members: LOL

Jungkook: When was that?

I like it a lot that hyung’s so friendly…

I’m like that because I like hyung so much


BONUS

Um but closer seems to be an understatement…

Originally posted by kc-junghsk

Watch the other member’s confessions here (this literally happened)

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I came across a wonderful discovery on youtube today…

Till can also eat wine glasses, including the stem, but you have to be able to chew properly. There are so many show-offs where we come from. When you’re out in bars, people will give you dirty looks and bite through glasses to start fights. These guys spit it out, but Till’s thing is to keep eating the whole glass while still staring and swallowing it. Nothing happens if he does that.
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Paul Landers hopefully joking about Till

(If this isn’t a joke…. wow)