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A nice little prayer for all you War Pups before bedtime ~

Now I lay me down to sleep (◡‿◡✿)

I pray the lord my soul to keep (◡‿◡✿)

And if I die before I wake (◡‿◡✿)

I pray that I’ll be resurrected as a War Boy so I can destroy shit in massive cars in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and prove I’m worthy of my brothers’ respect (☉‿☉✿)