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Heres the rest of the characters for the head canon prompt you guys c: three days after i posted the first set…¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 


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Kuroo:

What they smell like: He smells so fucking good. He just smells sexy theres no other way to describe it. Just imagine a woody aroma with a dash of orange blossoms

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): He goes to bed late and sleeps in till his alarm goes off for a third time but not enough to make him have to rush. He hogs the cover so much during the night and he moves his legs around a lot, you will get kicked. He moves his body around in general. While he falls asleep on his back, during his sleep he’ll always end up turning over and hugging either a pillow or part of the blanket against his head so if he was sharing a bed you can bet he’d get his grip on you and you’d be held against him until he wakes up.

What music they enjoy: Kuroo likes his rock and pop punk but he also likes the tunes you’d hear at a club 

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: After actually getting out of bed he’ll only take like 20 minutes to be out of the house. 5 of that being him trying to get his hair to flatten but to no avail

Their favorite thing to collect: posters of gravure idols probably bc he’s a teenage boy

Favourite sport: Vb 

Favourite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): He’d check out any fun places they have in the area like fairs and the cool monuments and stuff 

Favourite kind of weather: Crispy but sunny autumn days 

A weird/obscure fear they have: He’s probably one of those people that flinch away from dogs

The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: darts 

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Christmas present ideas for the signs

Aries: They are a very busy passionate sign, sweet meaningful things will be cool to them, but honestly when it comes to an Aries, get them something they are REALLY REALLY interested in, some ideas are
1. Gadgets, electronics of some sorts, earbuds are always good if you can’t spend a lot.
2. Music they enjoy, or a mix CD, maybe something you like and you want them to give a listen.
3. If you know them well enough, clothes or shoes are something an Aries would love, but only if you know their style well enough to know what to get them.

Taurus: This sign can be super picky about gifts, they have fairly expensive taste and VERY specific taste too, so if you don’t know them super well go for a gift card to a store you know they shop at, some ideas are
1. Gift cards to a clothing store they like, or a store in general they like
2. Jewelry, if you know their style well enough, a cool ring or a stylish watch will be loved by this sign.
3. Jackets, sweaters, socks they will love you if you get them a fancy beautiful expensive jacket, or a warm sweater for the winter (As long as its cute) And socks that are fuzzy are typically always a win for this sign!

Gemini: These signs can be fairly picky or hard to read when it comes to getting presents! But they are good at being appreciative and are almost never rude when receiving a present, even if it’s not something they wanted, some idea are
1. Scarfs, pretty printed ones, dark ones, fluffy one, any really they like a good scarf.
2. Books, if you know of any they have been yearning for or you know a few good ones to suggest you might buy it and see what they think!
3. Candy, the unique variety, if you find any spunky spicy candy you might go ahead and snag it as a present for your fellow Gemini, they like to try out new things.

Cancer: This sign is easy to buy for! Anything comforting, loving and comes from the heart will make them beam with excitement! Some ideas are,
1. Something homemade or very meaningful, a scrapbook you made for them, art you painted or a story you wrote (They aren’t a huge fan of knitted sweaters if they are itchy and scratchy so careful with that! They are a fairly stylish sign)
2. Cooking supplies, depending on how old the Cancer is, pots pans, spatulas la dee da are a wonderful idea! They love to expand on that (Even if they haven’t moved out yet)
3. Journals and pens, they are a fairly artistic sign, so some paints and a canvas or pen and a journal will make them happy, most Cancer’s keep a dairy so it’s not a bad thing to buy them another!

Leo: This sign has quite the taste for things, but loves little trinkets and sweet things, they enjoy opening presents and being given things, they love the idea of you thinking about them and picking something specific to their taste out, so they will love you just for considering them, some ideas are
1. Bags, purses or laptop bags, they love it if you know their taste and find something you think they will like specifically so if you know them well enough purses or some sort of bag for any gender will make them glad.
2. Taking them out, going to see a movie or getting dinner instead of a present will make them very happy.
3. A new outfit or taking them shopping is a good idea if you know them well enough.

Virgo: Virgo is pretty easy to please, they like things simple and small and not a big fuss on presents, don’t overdo it with their presents! Some ideas are
1. Coffee or tea, if you know the kind they like or you can pick one out you think they may enjoy trying.
2. Soap, fresh scented lovely soap is a great gift for this sign because they love smells and especially very fresh and natural ones.
3. Books, if you know of some good ones buy it for them to try it, they sometimes have a hard time finding a good book and won’t buy any so it’s good when someone just buys it for them.

Libra: This sign is very sweet about presents! They love getting them but they love to give back, so know when you give them a present the likelihood is they will try and make theirs bigger and better (Out of love) Some ideas are
1. Cookies or chocolates that are themed for Christmas is a really cute idea to give them, they like cute things and will appreciate it, this is a good present if you don’t know them super well or don’t want to spend a lot of money.
2. Incense or candles, they love smells and they LOVE their house to smell good, so this is always a great idea, also perfume/cologne if you know them well enough!
3. Something cool and unique you found somewhere, like a small little store or a quirky little place, or you went out of town and found something funky, they love unique little items!

Scorpio: This sign is more simple then you would think, they are sometimes shy about taking presents but they honestly love being thought of, some ideas are
1. Concert tickets to a band you know they love, for you and them or for them and someone else! Or just one ticket if they like to be solo.
2. Journals, this sign enjoys to write down their thoughts and the things they notice around them.
3. Coffee, you can buy them any kind and they will be happy (After all coffee is coffee) But if you get the REALLY REALLY good kind, they will love you forever.

Sagittarius: They are actually quite sweet about gifts, they are incredibly appreciative when given a present, they may be honest if they don’t like it but they will still be glad you thought of them, some ideas are
1. A dream catcher, now I know this sounds cheesy, but really this is very sweet and meaningful gift, ESPECIALLY if you make it yourself.
2. Instead of a present go out for the night! Do something fun with them, take them dancing or something they will love.
3. Quirky jewelry, funky cool things, like big rings and colorful bracelets would be a nice gift to give to this free spirited sign.

Capricorn: This sign is sooo hard to read, and they will never tell you what they want because they are stubborn, if they are close enough to you they may mention of specific item they want but nothing more, here are some ideas though
1. A journal, or a planner, OR a calendar sense it will almost be the end of the year, they like to stay organized so things like these are helpful gifts.
2. Fuzzy socks, this is more a winter thing, but they love warm cuddly things.
3. Technological things, if you can afford more expensive things go for this, a keyboard for their I-pad or a cheaper item like a laptop cover,  is something they would really enjoy, they are typically fairly high tech.

Aquarius:
This funky sign is always happy to get a present, they love opening it and being surprised by what someone has gotten them, however they can be pretty picky about what they want! Here are some ideas
1. Funny t-shirts, they love good jokes! So silly shirts (Or just cute slogan shirts) mugs or socks are a good goofy gift for them.
2. Paints, if the Aquarian you know is an artist they love expensive (Or just good) Paints, creative presents are typically good for this sign.
3. Comfy cozy pajama pants are a good idea for this sleepy changeable sign who loves a day in their pjs, so if you find some cute ones buy them for an Aquarius.

Pisces: They are super creative, dreamy and idealistic, they love thoughtful presents and really just the whole idea of receiving a present, they aren’t hard to buy for but they probably will never tell you what they want, here are some ideas
1. Slippers, or fuzzy winter boots are a great idea for this cozy sign.
2. Notebooks, for drawing or writing will be a super awesome idea, because they are very creative and you can almost never go wrong with a notebook for them.
3. Candles, warm, sweet smells are something they love, it’s comforting and very festive to have around.

You can also check your moon for this!
This is solely based off people I know with each sign.

Imagine you work  - and live - in Avengers Tower, for Tony Stark himself, as a consultant, sort of, on all kinds of projects - most of them technically oriented.  Tony is a great friend and an incredible cheerleader for you and your career, which he’s certainly helping merely by employing you. 

You are self-confident, poised and well-spoken about those areas in which you have expertise.  Beyond that, you’re naturally friendly and gregarious with all of the Avengers, and spend most of your time trying to make them laugh as much as possible, usually with self-deprecating jokes, but occasionally poking gentle fun at everyone - but always very light-heartedly and never nastily. 

Everyone seems to like you - and they have nothing but respect for your professionalism and work ethic - and you like them, too - a lot.

In fact, you like one of them in particular, although you’ve been very careful, and you don’t think that anyone suspects the depths of your feelings for him.

Since you work in the Towers and report directly to Tony, you don’t have to see anyone but him and the team - heck, you barely ever even need to leave the building - so you don’t bother to dress up - at all.  Your usual always neat, always clean, uniform is jeans, a t-shirt (sometimes with a funny meme or slogan on it, taking a stance about something about which you feel strongly), a hoodie if it’s cool, and sneakers.  No jewelry, no makeup, no perfume.  It never varies - and indeed hasn’t much in your life - because you avoid parties and social obligations like the plague, only attending the ones that don’t require you to dress.  Everyone knows that the only outfit you own that differs from the type you wear every day is your “funereal outfit” - black dress pants, a non-descript blouse and black flats.

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