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Probably at some point during a case:
  • Anderson: So you think the murderer is his wife..
  • Sherlock: Yes
  • Anderson: Oh, come on! There's a gun in his hand! It'obvious! He's killed himself!
  • Sherlock: Shh!
  • Sherlock: Did you hear that?
  • Anderson: What?
  • Sherlock: The sound of the fuck I give about the bullshits you say.
Jingle Bells

Scrolling through my dash
On fourty eight cans of redbull
Deep through tumblr we go
Crying cuz the feelz

Fandom trash posting
Shipping till I die
What fun it is to say goodbye
To your whole social life

Oh!

Fandom blogs
Fandom blogs
Sherlock all the way

Oh what fun it is to cry
When the doctor regenera-ates!

Hey!

Fandom blogs
Fandom blogs
You cannot escape

Oh what fun to go binge watch
All the animes

Hey!

Fandom blogs
Fandom blogs
Hunters get your guns

Oh what fun to run these blogs
Carry on my wayword sons!

me after Doctor Strange
  • me: Mum, can I do that thing?
  • mother: No.
  • me: Dormammu, I've come to bargain!
  • mother: What does that mean?
  • me: Can I do that thing?
  • mother: I already said no.
  • me: Dormammu, I've come to bargain!
  • mother: Are you okay?
  • me: Can I do that thing?
  • mother: It's not funny. And I said no.
  • me: Dormammu, I've come to bargain!
  • mother: Can you please st-
  • me: Dormammu, I've come to-
  • mother: OK FINE DO THE DAMN THING
  • <p> <b>me, two weeks into a relationship:</b> hey do you like Sherlock Holmes?<p/><b>boyfriend:</b> no<p/><b>me:</b> wrong answer<p/><b>me:</b> NEXT<p/></p>
Moriarty is actually a cat! A Reichencrack theory

I have seen similarities between my cat and Jim Moriarty since day one. My cat scratches and bites everyone for fun. That’s her idea of fun. Jim likes to blow up people for fun (and haunt Sherlock’s brain). He comes in uninvited in people’s rooms, like all cats do. He plays with stuff he shouldn’t play with. He tries to knock objects Sherlock off shelves roofs/cliffs. Cats are total criminal masterminds, and so is Jim.

He seems to have 9 lives as well. He survived getting shot in the head, and who knows how many other things. And he always lands on his feet. Did you see how masterfully he escaped getting sent to prison after his trial?

And then there’s the hard proof, like this:

And then this:

And I don’t know how you guys missed all of this:

In conclusion, Jim is a cat!

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[Sherlock season 4] - Just imagine a scene like this:
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>John's daughter:</b> Dad! I want to come with you!<p/><b>John:</b> No, absolutely not. It's too dangerous.<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> Come on, John! Let her come, it's only a murder!<p/><b>John:</b> But she's sixteen!<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> So what?<p/><b>John:</b> Are you kidding me?<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> No, I'm serious.<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> She's your daughter, what did you expect her to say? "Oh daddy please, read me a bedtime-story"?<p/><b>John:</b> ...<p/><b>John:</b> Why the fuck am I surrounded by PSYCHOPATHS