funny severus snape

Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day: #8
  • Ravenclaw: "How much do you love me?"
  • Slytherin: "Well, look at the stars and count them. That's how much I love you."
  • Ravenclaw: "But it's morning."
  • Slytherin: "Exactly."
If you ever feel sad just remember that Snape had to teach Luna potions too

Snape: What…are you doing, Miss Lovegood?

Luna: I decided not to make this potion, Professor. It has bad energy.

Snape: You…what?

Luna: Bad energy. Bad. But I revitalized this flower for you from the ingredients and you can put it in your hair.

Snape: …..

Luna: I think it would look very nice on you. Keeps away the Wrackspurts, you know.

Snape: *awkward slides away*

Let’s be real

the most unrealistic thing in the Harry Potter universe is the fact that the pupils actually use all of their freakin text books.

I set fire
To the Snape.
Watched him burn
while I touched his cape.
Well, he burned and he cried
We all heard him screaming,
‘There’s a flame!
A flame!’