funny severus

Draco when Scorpius tells him about Rose
  • Scorpius: Dad!! I have a date!
  • Draco: That's great! Albus is a really lucky boy, you know?
  • Scorpius: Albus? I'm talking about Rose...
  • Draco: Wh- what? Who the fuck is Rose, Scorpius? WHO THE FUCK IS ROSE?
  • Scorpius: Hum... Rose Granger-Weasley, dad
  • Draco: Sit down Scorpius, I have a story to tell you, the story of a boy who made all the wrong choices.
Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day: #8
  • Ravenclaw: "How much do you love me?"
  • Slytherin: "Well, look at the stars and count them. That's how much I love you."
  • Ravenclaw: "But it's morning."
  • Slytherin: "Exactly."
  • Scorpius: Dad! Albus and I went to the library today and-
  • Scorpius: Albus and I
  • Scorprius: My best (Boy)friend Albus-
  • Scorprius: Albus-
  • Scorprius: We both did this together
  • Scorprius: Remember when we-
  • Draco: Jesus he never stops talking about Potter's kid why is he like this?!
  • Lucius: ....Seriously?
  • Draco: ???
  • Lucius: Karma is a fucking bitch get rekt son, you were worse.